observation six; voice

[soulbonder]

It seems that with the inclusion of eight hours sleep in my schedule, time moves distressingly fast. I did not know two weeks could pass so quickly! In order to make up for this lost time, I will address several matters at once. [efficiency! ... or so he thinks anywayWhy do humans of this Earth celebrate a holiday about a very strange imPort

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[voice]

[hackeralastair]

...that's your language on the cards...

[oh boy Astral guess who you get to deal with]

voice;

[soulbonder]

[this is not an ID number he wants to see...] Correct. Am I to assume that you have one? [please don't]

permavoice;

[hackeralastair]

No. But I got a few good looks at them and someone asked me to read one of the cards because I can.

There's a lot of duelists here. If those cards can really affect any of us like that, you gotta be more careful. [>:|]

[soulbonder]

You can read them? [surprise!!! but then he just kinda. Nope.jpg]

... I wasn't the one who caused all that to happen. [serious]

[hackeralastair]

Yeah, I can.

So I was right. It was somebody's power going out of control, more or less. I oughta keep track of these things. [not like he's going to]

[soulbonder]

How can you read them? You are human. [it's because you're a hunter isn't it]

[hackeralastair]

No shit. It's the first power the 'porter gave me. I can read and speak any language.

[soulbonder]

The machine has no limitations in regards to sort of powers it can give others?

[hackeralastair]

Not...really? I mean some people already have them when they come here but those of us who didn't, it could be anything from the boring old superman stuff to...well, one chick could make pies appear out of thin air.

[soulbonder]

[look at how he's distracting from the main point of this conversation] What are pies?

[hackeralastair]

[looooooong wtf pause]

...seriously?

[soulbonder]

Yes, I am serious. [he... he doesn't know what cucumbers are. or... soccer... or anything like that]

[hackeralastair]

[just wow, man] It's food.

[soulbonder]

So, this woman could make food appear from thin air? [what]

[hackeralastair]

Prety much. But just pies. Nothing else. Which can't be good for anybody, I'd think, just eating pie all the time.

[soulbonder]

Oh?

So humans cannot eat too much of one food? Does this disrupt your ability to emit energy? Or is the energy you intake from pie not sufficient enough?

[did you know he does this to anyone? he did it to the person who was going to steal his soul once. that got him yelled at to continue the goddamn duel already. astral just can't do anything without derailing the subject

this is him alastair
and this is what he is doing to to you]