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Dec 20, 2011 20:55

[FILTERED FROM THE JOKER, THE MAJOR, AND MORTIS' LONG-UNUSED COMMUNICATOR because you never know]Lachesis is getting trigger-happy with that port-out button, isn't she ( Read more... )

jaime reyes | blue beetle

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[Video] naa_sanzo December 21 2011, 03:45:01 UTC
I'll help!

Why do you gotta roll call though? Isn't everyone with one of these boxes supposed to do that stuff?

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text owwmyspine December 21 2011, 04:24:19 UTC
You mean the communicators themselves?

They're not dished out to just heroes, but to whoever grabs one right from the start. Doing a keyword search on "heroes" doesn't always get you want you want on this Network...More often than not it's someone saying how they're not qualified to be one or think the whole idea's a joke, you know? It's easier to just ask and get some responses in one fell swoop.

So who're you, and what can you do?

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[video] naa_sanzo December 21 2011, 04:30:15 UTC
[it take him a moment to reply. The text is just weird swiggles to him. It takes him a minute to find the function that translates it. Well now he can read it, but making sense takes another minute. 'keyword search' what?]

Umm...soo...lots of people have them even if they shouldn't. hmm. That robot lady is really bad at this.

I'm Goku! I'm a really good fighter.

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owwmyspine December 21 2011, 04:31:38 UTC
[a delay, then:]

Do you have trouble reading texts? I can switch over.

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naa_sanzo December 21 2011, 04:36:16 UTC
[another delay as it gets translated]

ahh..yeah. I can read! It's just..this writing is weird.

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owwmyspine December 21 2011, 04:40:27 UTC
Hang on.

[TEXT -> VOICE.]

Better? Loud and clear, and all that?

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naa_sanzo December 21 2011, 04:45:39 UTC
Yeah! Thanks!

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owwmyspine December 21 2011, 04:47:55 UTC
Okay, cool. But, yeah. Lots of people have communicators because they're offered to everyone who gets here. Except everyone who gets here isn't the hero-type, yeah? Some are just average Joes or...completely nuts. So. Yeah.

But what makes you a good fighter? Are you like...uhh...[a beat. he doesn't even know what a kid looking like that would even be.] Like some kung-fu stuff or something?

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naa_sanzo December 21 2011, 04:54:16 UTC
[Looks very confused by his question]

Yeah. I told you, I'm really good at it! I can kick anyone's ass!

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owwmyspine December 21 2011, 04:56:26 UTC
So that leaves out monster snakes, worms, and fish, huh? So noted.

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naa_sanzo December 21 2011, 04:58:28 UTC
[whoosh is the sound of that going over his head]

No I can get those too.

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owwmyspine December 21 2011, 05:19:18 UTC
[0-1, no outs. the lightest sigh, and just moving on!]

Alright, cool. You got any crazy blasty-type magic or tech or anything?

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naa_sanzo December 21 2011, 05:28:51 UTC
I don't do chi blasts or anything like that.

Oh! I've got Nyoi-Bo!

[summons his staff and spins it around in demonstration. It appeared out of thin air but otherwise just looks like a regular red staff with golden end-caps]

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owwmyspine December 21 2011, 14:56:16 UTC
"Nyoi-Bo?"

[huh. a beat.]

It...kind of looks like a bedpost. No offense. What's it do?

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naa_sanzo December 21 2011, 17:00:17 UTC
[In an ironic turn of events, Goku now thinks you're somewhat dim]

....

It's a weapon. You haven't seen anyone use a staff before?

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owwmyspine December 21 2011, 19:13:19 UTC
[FFF.] Well. Yeah, but. I kind of assumed it did something else besides just...be a staff.

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