voice; locked from edward nygma and felicia hardy

[swwag]

Okay, let's hypothetically hypothesize that somebody is currently embroiled up to their fuckin' nook in a contentious goddamn present purchasin' one-upsmanship. You know, for Earth Jegusmas or whatewer

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[reilluminates]

Do you know what he is getting you?
Also,
It's Christmas.

[swwag]

a cat
he asked for the fuckin meanest one avvailable if wwere bein frank here
and wwhatevver i got the second part right

[reilluminates]

Is there really any point in repaying him for a gift that will most likely die in a week by your hands?

[swwag]

oh no see thats wwhat he wwants
hes anticipatin ill kill it right off and hes not goin to havve to deal wwith it either
wwell he is fuckin misconcluded as SHIT im goin to take care a the hell outta this thing and hes goin to havve to deal ww it

[reilluminates]

You show him, Eridan.

[swwag]

you knoww contrary to wwhat im assumin you believve here i knoww wwhen im bein sarcasmed at
eff wwhy fuckin aye

[reilluminates]

Oh! How shocking!
What will I do now that this knowledge has graced me!