Okay, let's hypothetically hypothesize that somebody is currently embroiled up to their fuckin' nook in a contentious goddamn present purchasin' one-upsmanship. You know, for Earth Jegusmas or whatewer
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I dunno, maybe I just gotta get him somethin'... you know, difficult, but with a solution right in front of his fuckin' face the whole time. His ego insinuatin' it's somethin' way more difficult than it actually is.
Hmm. Though, I don't mean any offense, but riddles and stuff like that aren't your strength. So, I don't know if his instinct would be to think the solution was very difficult, unless you had someone else who was very skilled with them to help.
That's not his only interest, either, is it? Choosing that path might seem shallow, especially if you can't stump him.
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[pause.]
Well, why the fuck wouldn't he? You know how he is. All... startin' this shit and whatnot.
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It's just a game of fuckin' me ower, except usin' the seasonal celebrations to his own nefarious adwantage.
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What are the stakes so far? I mean, what are you trying to one-up?
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[SAID COMPLETELY SERIOUSLY.]
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I dunno, maybe I just gotta get him somethin'... you know, difficult, but with a solution right in front of his fuckin' face the whole time. His ego insinuatin' it's somethin' way more difficult than it actually is.
Or somethin'.
Any ideas?
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That's not his only interest, either, is it? Choosing that path might seem shallow, especially if you can't stump him.
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[HE JUST HATES RIDDLES SO MUCH, THESE DAYS.]
I dunno, but I gotta figure somethin' out sooner or later. Preferably sooner.
You think I oughta get him a scarf?
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Does he like scarves?
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That's the reason I oughta get him one.
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Mmm...
[PRIVATE/ENCRYPTED/STILL AUDIO HECK YEAH.]
Eridan, what the heck is going on?
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