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[swwag]

Okay, let's hypothetically hypothesize that somebody is currently embroiled up to their fuckin' nook in a contentious goddamn present purchasin' one-upsmanship. You know, for Earth Jegusmas or whatewer

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[fairyarcher]

... does he know about the one-upsmanship?

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[swwag]

'Course he does.

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Well, why the fuck wouldn't he? You know how he is. All... startin' this shit and whatnot.

[fairyarcher]

I didn't peg him for the holiday type, I suppose.

[swwag]

He's not. That's the point.

It's just a game of fuckin' me ower, except usin' the seasonal celebrations to his own nefarious adwantage.

[fairyarcher]

... He's fucking you over by giving you things?

[swwag]

It's complicated.

[fairyarcher]

Oh... huh.

What are the stakes so far? I mean, what are you trying to one-up?

[swwag]

A kitten.

[SAID COMPLETELY SERIOUSLY.]

[fairyarcher]

... I'm not sure if there is any way you can one-up that.

[swwag]

Well I got to.

I dunno, maybe I just gotta get him somethin'... you know, difficult, but with a solution right in front of his fuckin' face the whole time. His ego insinuatin' it's somethin' way more difficult than it actually is.

Or somethin'.

Any ideas?

[fairyarcher]

Hmm. Though, I don't mean any offense, but riddles and stuff like that aren't your strength. So, I don't know if his instinct would be to think the solution was very difficult, unless you had someone else who was very skilled with them to help.

That's not his only interest, either, is it? Choosing that path might seem shallow, especially if you can't stump him.

[swwag]

I said puzzles, not riddles - fuck riddles.

[HE JUST HATES RIDDLES SO MUCH, THESE DAYS.]

I dunno, but I gotta figure somethin' out sooner or later. Preferably sooner.

You think I oughta get him a scarf?

[fairyarcher]

I was generalizing, sheesh.

Does he like scarves?

[swwag]

A course not. Least, he probably doesn't since my comin' around - matter a principle.

That's the reason I oughta get him one.

[fairyarcher]

Did he get you a cat, because he knows you dislike cats? [She's so confused.]

Mmm...

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Eridan, what the heck is going on?

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[swwag]

He flat out asked for the pissiest one they had, Ru. It's pretty coddamn obwious what he's anglin' for here.