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voice; locked from edward nygma and felicia hardy

Dec 18, 2011 23:20

Okay, let's hypothetically hypothesize that somebody is currently embroiled up to their fuckin' nook in a contentious goddamn present purchasin' one-upsmanship. You know, for Earth Jegusmas or whatewer ( Read more... )

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Voice motherflocker December 19 2011, 05:31:04 UTC

A present for Edward, hm? That was always a difficult one.

Voice swwag December 19 2011, 06:16:03 UTC

I fuckin' know, right?

I mean, bein' his moirail and all a course I know what he'd generally like, but he's a fuckin... you know, shady sort. Got all his feelins all hid up and whatnot from me half a the time. Nobody can blame me for cartilage nubbin' out a little help in times a dire need like this.

Voice motherflocker December 19 2011, 06:17:57 UTC

Moirail? Now that's interesting. What exactly is a moirail? I may be able to lend some advice. Edward and I have something of a shared interest.

Voice swwag December 19 2011, 07:53:19 UTC

Platonic soulmates is the easiest way a definin' it, actually.

[pause. leaving it at this awkward point is tempting, but... HHH.]

Basically he keeps me from doin' stupid shit I might otherwise be so inclined towards doin'.

And he newer told me about you.

Voice motherflocker December 19 2011, 07:59:47 UTC

Ah, I see. [ He's not laughing, but there's definitely...amusement there. Because stupid shit hah. ]

I'm Oswald Cobblepot, at your service. I would suggest something that caters to his intelligence, if you will.

Voice swwag December 19 2011, 08:23:16 UTC

Are we talkin' a book or some kinda puzzle or what?

Voice motherflocker December 19 2011, 08:26:35 UTC

Ah, so he didn't choose the smartest of kids to look after, did he?

Why not both? Don't you think he would appreciate some kind of puzzle? Especially if the reward at the end was a gift?

Voice swwag December 19 2011, 08:34:16 UTC

An' looks like he didn't keep company with the least suicidal a folk. You got a fuckin' point?

I was thinkin' more somethin' that'd top a kitten in irony.

Voice motherflocker December 19 2011, 08:36:20 UTC

My point, dear child, is that Edward is a man who appreciates the finest in life. Intellectual pursuits, but if you're going for irony, why not make it something he could easily figure out? Not that he would precisely appreciate it.

Voice swwag December 19 2011, 10:00:22 UTC

No, that's not gonna work - it's fuckin' the most obwious insult you could come up with, it's childish. Wiggler's play.

[irritated! man, he's really straining here.]

It's gotta be somethin' both challengin' and insultin' in said challenge simultaneously, I think - somethin' he's goin' to hate, but somethin' he can't outright fuckin' dismiss as bein' beneath him. Somethin' that makes him want to win, both 'cos he likes winnin' and just to fuckin' spite me for ewen tryin'.

Somethin' that outright dismissal would indicate he just doesn't fuckin' know.

[pause.]

Or maybe I just gotta get Fel somethin' better than whatewer the fuck he digs up for her.

Voice motherflocker December 19 2011, 10:07:30 UTC

That seems just as childish, doesn't it?

You obviously know what he'd like, but have you thought about what he doesn't like? Or rather, what he refuses to like?

Not that I would ever suggest doing something for Eddie, unless you want him angry with you. Which seems to be the point, yes?

[ A pause ]

How much does he like spending quality time with you?

Voice swwag December 19 2011, 17:01:05 UTC

He spends more time moppin' up Kat's drool, puttin' it plain and simple.

Why?

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