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[tattleina]

hello everyone!! :)

it is getting very close to christmas and i was thinking it would be nice for everyone to say what their favorite part of the holidays is!

my favorite part of the holiday is spending it with the people who care enough about me enough to invite me to their christmas celebrations! unfortunately, it seems that not many people in the

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[doubleoohbaby]

My favourite part is when it ends.

[tattleina]

you must like something about christmas!

[doubleoohbaby]

The next day.

[tattleina]

don't people ever give you gifts?

[doubleoohbaby]

God no. Not if I can help it.

[tattleina]

everyone should enjoy getting presents! it shows people care about you.

[doubleoohbaby]

I don't agree with the materialisation of it all. Plus I don't do Christmas.

[tattleina]

well, it doesn't just have to be a material. it can be something handmade!

[doubleoohbaby]

Nothing says 'I'm a cheapskate' quite like a poorly crafted handmade piece of tat.

[tattleina]

it should be saying 'i care about you, regardless of the amount of money i have'

[doubleoohbaby]

Blow jobs are a far better portrayal of affection, in that case.

[tattleina]

i think you can guess my response to that

[doubleoohbaby]

You'll be offering me one right away?

[tattleina]

i'm a married, christian woman. if you really think that, you should be telling it to my husband.

[doubleoohbaby]

Alright, where is he? I'll let him know.

[tattleina]

fortunately for you, he's not here.