[event] observation four; video

[soulblackened]

[The video opens with Astral, who looks... different. He's pitch-black now, opposed to his typical white and light blue. His markings are almost the same outside the vaguely heart-shaped red ones on his face. Did he get into a fight with that one Ferngully villain and lose? Yes, yes he did. The camera is at an odd angle above him, somehow it's

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[bluepurrymuffin]

Oh, such a waste of good parts.

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[soulblackened]

parts arent good for anything because their stupid

[He is still sore about Tank Girl! ... And really bad at writing, why did he go along with text again?]

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[bluepurrymuffin]

Now now, child, if you ever expect to make anything, you'll need the raw materials. Like the ones you jut now tossed out the window like so much rubbish.

But that's how the old saying goes, isn't it? One man's trash...

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[soulblackened]

i dont want to make anything!!!!! especially not anything with yumas parts itd be useless

and you cant have them either

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[bluepurrymuffin]

Rather territorial for someone who just wants to toss the thing out. I'll have to suspect that it has more significance to you than you're implying.

No matter. I could always simply take it.

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[soulblackened]

[Territorial? Maybe. Or it could just be his massive ego and inability to see not everything belongs to him!]

no

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[bluepurrymuffin]

Oh, is the poor child entertaining thoughts of stopping me?

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[soulblackened]

i am not a child [though that was basically a massive temper tantrum you know what shut up he's Black Mist he can do whatever the fuck he wants] and its not just entertaining the thought

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[bluepurrymuffin]

Looks like a duck, quacks like a duck. All we need now is for you to lay an egg and there'll be no question.

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[soulblackened]

[the joke is on you he has no idea what an egg is!!!] dont see any birds around here so your point is worthless

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[bluepurrymuffin]

It was an analogy, my boy. The hypothetical foul in question would be you, clearly not being childish. The egg was a bit of a stretch, I'll grant you, but with enough work we may be able to accommodate it.

[...And then he started taking notes on how to incorporate a bird's reproductive system into a human...]

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[soulblackened]

ok

but your not getting him or using any of his parts

he may be dead and i have no use for him but i cant risk you bringing him back to live

though i am certain the machine will do it anyway i prefer it instead of you

and analogies are terrible cant humans use more literal language

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[bluepurrymuffin]

Speaking literally denies us the joy of rhetoric. A philistine and child such as yourself is clearly incapable of understanding this.

And believe me, I have no intention of returning him to life, at least not any form of life resembling the one he had before.

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[soulblackened]

no is no

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[bluepurrymuffin]

At least until it can be coerced into a yes.

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[soulblackened]

thats only if u can coerce me which you cant!