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[daft_old_man]

[Standing in the middle of the holiday aisle with a rather jolly hat despite the time of year is the Doctor. Behind him is a basket FULL of lights and he holds onto another basket. Neighbors beware!]

Right! Last year the locals confiscated my brilliant display and turned off the power. This year I'm a step ahead and I've built my own generator.

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Comments

[michaeljangelo]

[Mike spends most of his days just watching the network. The Doctor Channel is one of his favorites.]

Penguins are pretty cool. They can get even as big as me.

[daft_old_man]

[It IS a rather fantastic channel]

I have an inflatable one for the roof. I'm thinking of dressing him like a little Penguin Santa.

[michaeljangelo]

With like a hat and everything?

[daft_old_man]

Of course with a hat! You can't have a jolly penguin without a jolly hat!

[michaeljangelo]

But...if a penguin is Santa, what are the reindeer?

[daft_old_man]

Walrus'.

[michaeljangelo]

....

That's just crazy enough to work.

[daft_old_man]

Course it is! Do you think I would leave something so important up to chance? A lot of though has gone into creating the perfect display for optimal festivity.

[michaeljangelo]

Do...do you need any help?

I mean! I'm really good with heights, and love Christmas, and know my way around a glue gun...

[daft_old_man]

The real question is do you like eggnog?

[michaeljangelo]

Only the non-alcoholic kind.

[daft_old_man]

Noted!

You're welcome to arrive the day after Thanksgiving. I'll have snacks!

[michaeljangelo]

....really?!

[daft_old_man]

I rarely lie.

[michaeljangelo]

Is now one of those times?

[daft_old_man]

Most certainly.