.01. Voice

[motherflocker]

Hero, was it? I don’t think anyone’s been stupid enough to call me a hero before. [ A soft, chortling laugh ] And this is supposed to be some sort of advanced communicator, is it? Pretty little bit of technology. [ A slight pause. ] I’m no expert, mind, but I think this could go for a pretty bit if you pulled it apart. Has anyone actually

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[enigmaestro]

[There's a pause. On top of another pause, on top of another. Five minutes of pauses.]

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[enigmaestro]

Ozzie, you sly cad. You would wait until our most recent crisis had cleared before coming along, wouldn't you?

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[motherflocker]

[ A moment. Because he shows up in some strange place, and who's there? Eddie Nygma ]

I wasn't about to get my suit dirty on my first day, I thought I'd give it a few. Make sure the coast was clear.

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[enigmaestro]

Spoken like a truly reformed man.

[Testing the waters...]

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[motherflocker]

We all have our strengths, and I for one am not going to fight a battle I can't win. Let's leave that to certain other people from Gotham, shall we?

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[enigmaestro]

That's really kind of you, to spare Catman's feelings like that. I nearly had forgotten how charitable you are.

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[motherflocker]

It can't have been that long for you to start forgetting one of my more redeeming qualities.

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[enigmaestro]

Mm, well. Closer to three years, I suppose.

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[motherflocker]

[ LONGEST PAUSE. ]

Three? [ The shock in his voice is way too apparent, although he's trying to stifle it a little bit ]

Isn't that interesting.

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[enigmaestro]

Haven't you missed me?

[Pause. Teasing pause.]

Or haven't you noticed?

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[motherflocker]

[ He only sighs dramatically ]

I'll admit I haven't. I saw you only recently, or has it been a very long three years?

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[enigmaestro]

Time stops, for our universe. When we're ported here. What can be years in this dimension isn't even a second in our own.

Welcome to the City, Oswald.

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[motherflocker]

Is that even possible? [ A pause ]

Never mind that, I suppose. At least for the moment. Anything else I should know?

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[enigmaestro]

Batman isn't here, anymore. But many of us are. The usual suspects.

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[motherflocker]

At least there are small miracles. How many are here? Some of them have made themselves known already.

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[enigmaestro]

And since when has information been given freely? [Scoffs.] We're lacking Harley.