a question for the ages.

[niceassassin]

[ voice ]

We are mostly still alive, yes? Good. That is the way I prefer it. Now, I have more pressing concerns best addressed without demons ruining everyone's fun.

[The crinkle of a magazine being browsed comes through the communicator.]

Why would a cat require such fetching leather boots? Are they perhaps the secret to how he is so dashing?

Comments

voice;

[timesaving]

[Her voice is quiet and almost monotone, but faintly curious. Perhaps a touch shy. She feels stupid asking this, but...]

A cat... wearing boots?

voice;

[niceassassin]

Ah, it's merely a story, my dear. But a rather intriguing one.

voice;

[timesaving]

... Wouldn't the cat be uncomfortable?

voice;

[niceassassin]

I think he may be a magical cat.

voice;

[timesaving]

[... Do not want magical cats. 8| ]

Magic doesn't solve everything.

voice;

[niceassassin]

Ah, quite correct. But it does make for the most exciting explosions.

[And he hasn't even been canon-updated to the second game yet.]

voice;

[timesaving]

[LMFAO.]

Explosions don't scare you?

voice;

[niceassassin]

Not when I am behind them, and my enemies in their path.

voice;

[timesaving]

They're dangerous but effective.

voice;

[niceassassin]

You sound as if you have experience, my dear. I do enjoy a woman with experience.

[Look, she has a mature-sounding voice...he doesn't know.]

voice;

[timesaving]

[Zevran is rewarded with a very awkward pause.]

You're wasting your time.