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Alright, own up. As hilarious as this all is, Sherlock, and by god, I’m sure you’re going to love explaining all of this, I’ve had quite enough. Not sure exactly what you’ve done to irritate Mycroft this time round, mind you, but I’m guessing it probably has something to do with nearly getting both of us killed.
Again.
So, assuming you’re even out there and I haven’t been forcibly exiled to bloody New York for my own safety or as punishment for failing to keep you out of trouble, assuming all that, if you could be so kind as to get in touch, I’d appreciate it. I’m not going anywhere, and I’m pretty sure you won’t have any problems finding me.
Oh, and Sherlock? If you only found this because of your ridiculous habit of obsessively googling yourself, don’t even think about telling me you told me so.
Again.
So, assuming you’re even out there and I haven’t been forcibly exiled to bloody New York for my own safety or as punishment for failing to keep you out of trouble, assuming all that, if you could be so kind as to get in touch, I’d appreciate it. I’m not going anywhere, and I’m pretty sure you won’t have any problems finding me.
Oh, and Sherlock? If you only found this because of your ridiculous habit of obsessively googling yourself, don’t even think about telling me you told me so.