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Oct 19, 2011 17:59

[A black-and-white clip begins amid what is clearly an attack, showing first the sky and then the deck of a massive aircraft carrier. A few of the planes are circling in the air above, but they can't fire down onto their own ship. The camera quickly refocuses on the relatively small figure of a man as he begins heaving the empty planes off the deck ( Read more... )

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ACTION amphibiously October 19 2011, 23:16:44 UTC
[so Orin is swimming in from the kitchen in Orin's house when he catches the tail end of that on TV, blinking in surprise and then settling down (sitting on the floor) and taking a bite of the cold hot dog he was keeping in their underwater fridge]

...hm. Two weeks isn't a very long time. [this does not mean he disapproves.]

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PERMA ACTION behold my laziness!! kingofatlantis October 19 2011, 23:24:29 UTC
[Lounging on the shell shaped throne armchair LIKE A BAWS. EYEING THAT HOT DOG.] I have no interest in giving them enough time to properly retaliate.

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amphibiously October 20 2011, 01:45:34 UTC
[he's sorry for bringing human food into your Atlantean kitchen Namor] I still think... [no he doesn't think. Not really. He's never planned anything on this scale before]

...There's something surfacers do, sometimes. They call it 'good cop, bad cop'.

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kingofatlantis October 20 2011, 02:06:53 UTC
[THIS IS THE KIND OF THING NAMOR DOES IN HIS WETTEST DREAMS OKAY]

Oh? [the most bemused pause, he didn't actually expect Orin to know that term] You would make an amusing "bad cop."

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bigreveal October 19 2011, 23:17:25 UTC
Pissed off superhuman kings.

Wonderful.

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assuming this is here?? IF NOT IGNORE ME, SOB kingofatlantis October 19 2011, 23:33:03 UTC
Merely proactive.

[... who is he kidding he's constantly pissed off]

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bigreveal October 19 2011, 23:39:28 UTC
Either way, you've completely screwed yourself over here. I mean, not even getting into the fact that Atlantis doesn't exist here, and even if you built it, the only existing Atlanteans, merpeople, whatever definition you prefer to use, are the ones the porter brings in, bringing your total population down to under a dozen.

You might be able to cut an intimidating image, but threatening three different chains of international, global interest...

Yeah, you've screwed yourself. It's obvious you don't care about the entire cities, possibly nations that would die if you were [implication: you're not] able to carry out these threats on the scale you've proposed, so all that's really pertinent to you is that it really doesn't matter how many ships you can sink at this point.

[Aquaman at least had an army, man.]

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permaprivate and permavideo submersing October 20 2011, 00:23:35 UTC
[ have an equally pointed eared, blonde women staring into the camera. she's deep underwater, hair floating around her ]

It would be smarter if you just kept your words to yourself.

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not even hurr submersing October 19 2011, 23:20:26 UTC
[ SIGH.

WELP. ]

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not even hurr either!! kingofatlantis October 19 2011, 23:28:04 UTC
[i swear that sexy reporter babe meant nothing to me!!!]

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still not even hurr!!! submersing October 19 2011, 23:30:10 UTC
[ whatever man i dont even care!!! I DONT NEED YOUR GENETICALLY MANIPULATED LOVE ANYWAYS!!!! ]

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Video liverletdie October 19 2011, 23:22:52 UTC
[ SERIOUSLY NAMOR... ]

Namor.

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Video kingofatlantis October 19 2011, 23:26:29 UTC
[:3c the most self-satisfied]

Yes, Stark?

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Video liverletdie October 19 2011, 23:29:20 UTC
[ He wants to punch you jsyk ]

What are you doing?

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Video kingofatlantis October 19 2011, 23:36:20 UTC
What does it look like?

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owwmyspine October 19 2011, 23:35:19 UTC
[WATCHING TV AT HOME

WITH THIS FACE

FOREVER.

HERE WE GO AGAIN PLEASE NOBODY PROVOKE HIM TO FLOOD THE STREETS AGAIN..,]

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