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[fantasycliche]

[ Oh look, Onyx is staring all displeased and frowny into the camera, what else is new. ]

If the Porter absolutely had to interrupt my business twice in a row, the least it could have done would be to make my trip the same amount of time in both places. It's disconcerting to live at home for-- I don't know, a month? Then return and find it's only

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[he_is_wild]

You get sent home?

[video]

[fantasycliche]

I did.

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[he_is_wild]

And a bit miffed at the Grinning Gizmo now, eh? That's two of us, toots.

[fantasycliche]

What has it done to you?

[he_is_wild]

She took away my comedic double.

[fantasycliche]

...Your who?

[he_is_wild]

My nemesis.

[fantasycliche]

I'm sorry to hear it. [ could that sound any more insincere? no, no it couldn't. ]

What would you have done if your whoever had stayed?

[he_is_wild]

Driven him mad.

[fantasycliche]

That's certainly one way to pass an afternoon.

[he_is_wild]

And what about you, my dear? How was your visit to the old home front, eh?

[fantasycliche]

Well, I finally caught up to my [ beat ] "nemesis".

[he_is_wild]

Was it as exhilarating as you dreamed?

[fantasycliche]

[ FACE: DARKENING. GAZE: ADVERTED. that is a pretty clear no if there ever was one. ]

I'd rather not talk about it.