× I like my coffee black just like my metal

[fuelblade]

[VIDEO]

[See your random MAC building kitchen. See Nero padding across it lazily - barefoot! - with something aluminum in his hand, steaming.

See Nero dropping it like a dead weight into the garbage bin.]

Even the freaking lasagnas are nasty.

I officially hate this city.

Comments

voice;

[xuffasch]

Perhaps you just need to learn to cook.

voice;

[fuelblade]

What, can't a guy actually enjoy a good old frozen lasagna without being labelled a shitass cook?

voice;

[xuffasch]

No, you can't.

Since evidently you can't prepare it in a way that makes it edible.

voice;

[fuelblade]

Hey, I followed the instructions. 4 minutes in the microwave. The taste is just ridiculous.

permavid.

[spadassin]

[amused]

The vegetarian ones aren't so bad.

permavid.

[fuelblade]

[A scratch of his nose]

See, I don't mind those, but I can't really get satisfied by them. Need a little more substance.

[spadassin]

Tofu?

[fuelblade]

What's wrong with meat?

voice

[coldempress]

You aren't buying it from the right place.

voice

[fuelblade]

Any suggestions, then?

voice

[coldempress]

[A pause; and then she lists off about ten different Italian restaurants]

They're all good. Bianca is my favorite right now.

voice

[fuelblade]

... huh. Thanks. Take out, then?

(voice.)

[fuelblade]

And what exactly makes you say that?

(voice.)

[fuelblade]

Yeah, in this case? I doubt that'll work.

voice

[idsay]

Ouch. Store-bought? That's quite an insult, I'd say

voice

[fuelblade]

One of the goddamned gravest.

voice

[idsay]

Convenience often wins out over true art, doesn't it?

voice

[fuelblade]

Meaning?