observation two; video

[subtlebody]

[Look at this camera angle! It's all tilted. It does give a clear view of the computer it's filming, though. Hey, what's this on the screen? Some sort of website dosed in black and terrible font color choices? Is that Comic Sans? This is the most interesting video ever.

The Geocities-inspired sparkly banner at the top reads ASTRAL WORLD. And the

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[saylikewhat]

Man, I am so familiar with the Astral World you do not even know. I go there all the time!

[subtlebody]

You are? [Brings the camera waaay too close to his face.] You do? [He immediately pulls the camera away, because that isn't cool. That's right, he has to play it cool-- oh screw that.]

Then must you know something..! [Begins to speak a little too fast, probably because he is so gosh darn excited. His auto-tune cannot begin to handle his excitement.] What is it that I'm supposed to do?

[saylikewhat]

You're supposed to give me five bucks. [STARES AT WITH THE MOST 8| FACE

OH WAIT SHE'S LAUGHING NOW] Nah, I'm just kidding. What do you want the Astral World for, kid?

[subtlebody]

[That's a relief, he isn't sure where the heck he's going to find five deer around not-New York. Wait, why is she laughing? There's that confused face again. It is a train of perpetual confusion.] It's where I'm from, my home.

[saylikewhat]

Cool stuff! I could tell you how to get there, but it's supposed to be way dangerous. [WAY TOO ENTHUSIASTICALLY] You'll probably die and break into a million pieces.

[subtlebody]

Yes, that already happened to me on the way to Earth! [HE'S SO... SERIOUS.] But my memories fragmented into 99 pieces, not a million... Was I lucky?

[saylikewhat]

Yeah, man. Your brain could be floating around next to your butt now or something.

[subtlebody]

[Looks down and then back at the camera] It's not..?

[saylikewhat]

Oh, dang, did I miss it again? This is like the fifth time that's happened! I'm sorry to your butt, dude.

[soulbonder]

Why would you be sorry for my butt?