002 ➵ video

Oct 03, 2011 11:50

( forward-dated to about 3am tomorrow morning!

the feed opens to a rather dimly-lit view of clint lounged on a couch, presumably in the avengers’ mansion. he’s in a t-shirt and looks pretty tired, and there’s the distinctive glow of the television reflecting light back on him. there’s a gray cat sleeping in his lap and bee-pug is nuzzled against him on one side. clint isn’t paying much attention to them, however, as he’s flipping through the channels with a dead-eyed look. )

Three things I’d like to know-

One, what the hell is a Sham-wow and why does it have enough money to buy all the commercial space from 1 am onwards?

Two, is “Deadliest Warrior” always this full of bull? Because there’s no way a Spartan would take down a ninja. Joan of Arc taking down William the Conqueror, sure, but this? No way.

And three, should I even bother trying to read the subtitles on this drama when I know someone’s about to get slapped, no matter what they’re saying in Korean?

( clint just shakes his head after this, and stops flipping channels. the sounds of the korean drama are fairly audible in the background. it looks as though he’s leaning down to turn off the feed, but at the last moment clint turns to the comm and glares darkly. )

By the way, Shulkie, I’m going to kill you.

( and on that happy note, the feed cuts! )

clint barton | hawkeye

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