Oct 01, 2011 22:40
[In case anyone on the comms was missing Ladd's face, here it is. In extreme closeup. He moves the camera back now, glaring at it intently.]
Now, is this thing on? It's been so long since I've used it--
[He taps it, satisfied that it's working. He places the camera down on a nearby trashcan.]
I just have a message to send out to everyone here, so I'll be brief. [No, he won't be.]
See, unfortunately, I have just returned from the dead. They took their sweet ol' time in bringing me back, though! It's almost as if they didn't want me here!
But now, I bet you're all wondering: What sort of guy managed to wipe me out? At least, that's what I'm assuming. Even if you don't give a rat's ass, I would listen to this anyway. It might contain some useful information!
It turns out that these stupid powers that the big grinning lady upstairs gave us aren't always too fair, at least when it comes to fighting. I wouldn't even insult the art by calling the cowardly shit that little asshole pulled fighting. More like teleporting around, not even letting me have a proper swing.
The drugs I could handle! Although, that is a method that I don't see many men using. No, it was the general cowardice and arrogance that really pissed me off.
[He's getting pretty angry now, scooping up the camera dramatically to make his point.]
So, to whichever of you cowardly bastards didn't even have the guts to fight me properly, I just wanted to tell you that I'm going to have to teach you a lesson. I won't even give you the honor of telling you that I'm going to kill you- There are many more respectable bastards that deserve my full attention- But I will tell you that if I ever find out who you are, I will be teaching you a very personal and intimate lesson.
[He practically spits out the last few words, but in a matter of seconds he returns his face to more of a grin.]
Ah, I should also warn everyone that not a word of this gets to my darling Lua. That will also put you in some danger, though I do not mean to brag about my skills. I just have a lot of experience in killing people!
ladd russo | white suit