[ sent from the jess comm, there's the sound of the
twilight zone theme playing in the background. she sounds kind of awkward when she speaks up. ]
Oh, jeez. Who actually uses pick-up lines? Seriously, these are... um.
[ she clears her throat and tries this deeper voice (her accent gets a bit thicker) ]
"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"
Some of these are just... really dumb, honestly. I don't see how they even work. Do they work?
"If you were words on a page, you would be what they call fine print."
[ she keeps reading ]
"That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be --" Oh my god! [ she sounds so embarrassed now ]
"I hope you don’t mind heat, cause I’ve gotta strong urge to --" [ and then she just bursts out laughing. so hard. like, she's laughing when the feed finally cuts off. ]