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[selfignites]

[freckled face and dark matted hair shows up on screen, frowning curiously. he looks a bit underfed and tired. put through the wringer, as it were.

it's pretty much true enough.]

...Ah-- [a moment's silence as he stares at the communicator on his wrist. not the same as a log pose, but familiar enough

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[ironicool]

Don't bother looking for a way back.

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[selfignites]

Why not? Is it guarded by a battalion of monsters?

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[ironicool]

Yeah, sure. That exactly.

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[selfignites]

Edible monsters, right? I'm starving.

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[ironicool]

Gross, dude.

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[selfignites]

Hey, man, food is food. Especially when all you've had for weeks is stuff that tastes like rocks. And probably just as nutritious.

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[ironicool]

You're probably only about 20 feet away from a fast food chain. Shit's about as nutritious as rocks, but damn if it doesn't taste like heaven. Better than any monster you'll find around here.

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[selfignites]

What's a-- fast food?

[welcome to the modern world, ace. please leave your crocodile-on-a-stick behind.]

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[ironicool]

Are you serious?

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[selfignites]

I think I am.

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[ironicool]

Dude, you need to get to a Burger King, stat.

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[selfignites]

Does this king of burgers have food?

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[ironicool]

Yeah. It's like a restaurant only you don't have to wear a shitty tie.

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[selfignites]

Really? I never wear ties.

[or shirts.]

What's he look like?

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[ironicool]

It ain't a he but a where, bro.

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[selfignites]

Then, uh. What does where.. [man he never really went to school but even Ace knows that makes no sense. let's try that again.]

I mean-- what's this place look like?