o1; every me and every you // video

[kingofrooks]

[ The video blinks on suddenly, catching the corner of the chin. There's a shift of it left, right, before it settles on a pair of ice blue eyes, far too close. Familiar eyes, and an even more familiar face when he pulls the screen back.

Bruce Wayne. ]

You know. [ He clears his voice quietly. ] It's a really surreal experience to be snoozing next

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[fantasycliche]

Oh, what's one partner left behind? There can always be more.

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[kingofrooks]

Are you offering? [ ... One tag in and he's hitting on her. ]

[fantasycliche]

[ browcock! ]

You move quickly, don't you?

[kingofrooks]

You gave me an opportunity.

[fantasycliche]

And you're not one to waste them, apparently. I suppose that can be seen as an admirable trait.

To answer your question, that would depend.

[kingofrooks]

Why thank you. I'll take that as a compliment.

[ He folds his hands. ] On what?

[fantasycliche]

On how much money you're willing to spend on dinner, on how nice your car is, and on how many compliments you can give.

[kingofrooks]

I'll get back to you on the first two. No one has told me I actually qhave here yet.

But for a girl like you, my compliments are never-ending.

[fantasycliche]

Well, I can be convinced to donate a little time regardless of the cost of the evening. If I think it's worth my while.

[kingofrooks]

[ WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT Q DOING UP THERE OH MY GOD

I think this is a sign I need to slow down. ]

If?

[fantasycliche]

Yes, if. I'm not convinced yet.

[kingofrooks]

Well, damn.

Is that playing hard to get?

[fantasycliche]

No. It's saying you've barely put any effort into anything. A girl likes to be impressed, I've been told.

[kingofrooks]

So you've been told?

[fantasycliche]

Yes. I have it on very good authority.

[kingofrooks]

Does that authority have a name?