o1; every me and every you // video

[kingofrooks]

[ The video blinks on suddenly, catching the corner of the chin. There's a shift of it left, right, before it settles on a pair of ice blue eyes, far too close. Familiar eyes, and an even more familiar face when he pulls the screen back.

Bruce Wayne. ]

You know. [ He clears his voice quietly. ] It's a really surreal experience to be snoozing next

Comments

[grenadeball]

a dog shit out a universe and then we rocked the fuckfcukfkuchkkffuckkkkk out about it because what else are you gonna do

god dog cosmic parallelogram shit life woof woof woof woof woof

a fucking chimera corgi, that's what's up

that's the real deal

frankenstein

FRANKENSTEINNNNNNNN

[kingofrooks]

... The whole thing is incomprehensible but.

What on earth is a 'god dog cosmic parallelogram'?

[grenadeball]

1 2 3 4, split down the middle

here's the lord, jesus, and the holy ghost

hilarious, they are all adorable

then we are crushed under the heel of forever passing time to an unfeeling universe with purpose and meaning unknown

hello my son i work in mysterious ways

god birth dog birth god birth dog birth god birth dog birth

buddha: now a shiba inu?

eight fold walkies to enlightenment

oh god i hate it when notifs go down I'M SORRY COLIN

[kingofrooks]

... Uh. Huh.

Why is that dog wearing glasses?

[voice ]

[meowminx]

[ First the mess in her apartment, and now a nice helping of public humiliation from her publicly-known boyfriend. This is going to be ugly and she doesn't care. ]

Classy, Bruce.

[ The disdain is just dripping. ]

[voice ]

[kingofrooks]

[ The public humiliation is kind of deliberate. He's being an asshole on purpose because they need to break up publicly. Of course, this gives her more ammunition to be pissed at him but.

Welp. ]

... Selina!

I- didn't know you were here!

[voice ]

[meowminx]

Mm. And would that really have made a difference?

[voice ]

[kingofrooks]

Well. [ Pause. ]

See, I was talking about yours. [ THIS IS SUCH OBVIOUS ASSHOLE BACKPEDALLING!!!! ]

voice.

[soldarius]

[ breasts. really. ]

That was fast.

voice.

[kingofrooks]

[ Breasts and ankles all the way. ]

Fast?

Hi, Kate. Fancy seeing you here.

voice.

[soldarius]

You were sent back a couple of weeks ago.

Hello, Bruce. A lot of us from Gotham are.

voice.

[kingofrooks]

I don't remember anything about that. [ COMPLETE HONESTY oh my god someone please commemorate this date. ]

Is there anyone worth remembering here?

not here;

[xuffasch]

( somewhere in a refurbished firehouse, damian is lying in bed with a cat in his arms, just shaking his head.

he still thinks the whole civilian persona thing is dumb, for the record. )

not here;

[kingofrooks]

[ Daddy is the most embarrassing, Damian. ]

comment not here;

[subconman]

[ but eames is creeping on this post. ]

comment not here;

[kingofrooks]

[ iyan mister eamesuuuuuuu stop watching me ]