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[deadthenred]

Look, I can do without power and I don't gotta complain about it. It's nothing outta the usual, though I sure as summer prefer it when my lights turn on. Still, though- look, ma, no complaining.

'Cept for I'd just spent sixty-four bucks on ice cream and it's all gone to mush 'cause the freezer don't freeze. Special telegram to the future- I

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[enigmaestro]

It's nearly crying over spilled milk...

[deadthenred]

I'm not crying, I just want a refund.

[enigmaestro]

Real shame we're in short supply of frost-empowered individuals. They could have lent you a hand.

[deadthenred]

If someone could lend me a hand we'd be in a whole other topic of conversation.

[enigmaestro]

Oh, that was probably insensitive of me, wasn't it? At least you're well armed with comebacks.

[deadthenred]

Hah hah. I'm well-armed with something.

[enigmaestro]

As I'm sure your lady friends could attest?

[deadthenred]

I don't shoot ladies.

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I don't shoot ladies often.

[enigmaestro]

Well that's very gentlemanly of you.

[deadthenred]

I like a girl who can fight.

[enigmaestro]

Oh, so do I. Are we still keeping track of things we have in common?

[deadthenred]

Are we on what, three or four?

And waitaminute, you like girls?

[enigmaestro]

[BEAT.]

Oh, aren't you a riot? Yes, haha, incredibly humorous observation.

[deadthenred]

If you're gonna keep on with the one-armed cracks I'm not taking the high road.

[enigmaestro]

I'm not unused to that tactic, you know. This only makes me want you properly handled more.

[deadthenred]

How much do those hats of yours set you back?