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[lolverine]

I bought a boat

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permavideo;

[bendersgotback]

...Well, you can't just leave it there! What happened next?

[lolverine]

I don't know. I stopped reading.

[bendersgotback]

But what did Armando do next? I demand to know!

[lolverine]

He lost interest and walked away.

voice;

[enigmaestro]

Funny that you should choose that sort of passage to enlighten us with.

[lolverine]

As opposed to what sort of passage?

[enigmaestro]

A suitably more heated one, or any other part that isn't gushing with humiliation and vulnerability.

[lolverine]

You'll just have to be patient. It took me five days to get past the first few pages.

[voice]

[meowminx]

Bought a boat, huh?

voice | encrypted

[lolverine]

What's that supposed to mean?

voice | encrypted

[meowminx]

Just a question.

voice | encrypted

[lolverine]

It sounded like an implication. Yes, I bought a boat. It's nice, if you don't mind styling from 1982.

permavideo;

[crabulous]

It sounds like a masterpiece!

[lolverine]

Undoubtedly.

[crabulous]

It's odd, the way humans glorify their mating rituals.

[lolverine]

People do all kinds of stupid things.

[video]

[not_polish]

Oh I think I've read that one!

[lolverine]

Were you stranded somewhere with no other options?

[not_polish]

Oh c'mon, they're really fun to read.

If I'm remembering it correctly, you're almost to the really steamy bits.

[lolverine]

Oh good.