"But where do you live mostly now?" "With the lost boys." "Who are they?"
[The video comes on to show a friendly but decidedly inhuman-looking teenager smiling down at his communicator with pointy teeth.]
[His skin his grey and he has some impressively big yellow-orange horns, poking out on either side of a black mohawk, longhorn cattle-style. He is also COVERED in pigeons. They're all around him on the park bench, on his shoulders, atop his head and of course perching on the horns. He seems to be miraculously poop-free.]
[He waves and smiles at the camera, but doesn't say anything: first round of communication in troll-text begins NOW!]
AT: hEY, uH, iF YOU'RE NOT A TROLL OR, i GUESS, jADE OR HER FRIENDS, yOU CAN IGNORE THIS,
AT: sO HI EVERYONE,
AT: i DIDNT KNOW WE COULD MAKE MEMOS IN DREAM BUBBLES, bUT ITS PRETTY NICE, tHAT WE CAN,
AT: aND THAT THERE ARE, sUDDENLY, a WHOLE LOT OF OTHER PEOPLE WHO ARE HERE ALSO,
AT: tHOUGH I DO HAVE TO WONDER, wHAT IS UP WITH THAT?
AT: aNYWAY, i DONT KNOW WHICH ONE OF YOU HUMANS HAS THIS COMMUNAL HIVESTEM COMPLEX IN THEIR MEMORY, bUT IT IS, rEALLY, a NICE PLACE! }:)
AT: lOOK AT ALL THESE CHIRPBEASTS, tHEY'RE ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHERE, hAHAHA!
AT: tHOUGH, uH,
AT: tHERE ARE, kIND OF,
AT: a LOT OF YOU HUMANS HERE, aND MY HORNS AREN'T, uH, sO CONVENIENT IN THAT CONTEXT,
AT: sO IF ANYONE KNOWS WHERE i AM SUPPOSED TO GO, tHAT IS NOT IN EVERYONE'S WAY, tHAT MIGHT BE A GOOD THING FOR YOU TO TELL ME,
AT: i ALSO DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND,
AT: wHAT THAT PERSON ON THE SCREEN MEANT?
AT: iS THIS A NEW PART OF THE GAME? dO WE KNOW WHAT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DO?
AT: nOW THAT i AM IN TOUCH WITH MY SELF ESTEEM,
AT: uH IN A MORE CAREFUL WAY, jADE,
AT: aND BY WHICH i MEAN MY OWN SELF ESTEEM, aND NOT JUST rUFIO, wHO IS NOT REAL,
AT: hE HAS NOT STOPPED BEING A THING THAT IS IMAGINARY, bY THE WAY,
AT: i AM READY TO DO SOME HEROING,
AT: tHAT WILL NOT RESULT IN THE DEATHS OF ANYONE'S GUARDIANS, oR MAKE ANYONE FEEL BULLIED, oR MESS WITH THEIR PASTS IN ANY WAY!
AT: }:D
[OOC: Permissions post with opt-out for troll text option is here!]
[His skin his grey and he has some impressively big yellow-orange horns, poking out on either side of a black mohawk, longhorn cattle-style. He is also COVERED in pigeons. They're all around him on the park bench, on his shoulders, atop his head and of course perching on the horns. He seems to be miraculously poop-free.]
[He waves and smiles at the camera, but doesn't say anything: first round of communication in troll-text begins NOW!]
AT: hEY, uH, iF YOU'RE NOT A TROLL OR, i GUESS, jADE OR HER FRIENDS, yOU CAN IGNORE THIS,
AT: sO HI EVERYONE,
AT: i DIDNT KNOW WE COULD MAKE MEMOS IN DREAM BUBBLES, bUT ITS PRETTY NICE, tHAT WE CAN,
AT: aND THAT THERE ARE, sUDDENLY, a WHOLE LOT OF OTHER PEOPLE WHO ARE HERE ALSO,
AT: tHOUGH I DO HAVE TO WONDER, wHAT IS UP WITH THAT?
AT: aNYWAY, i DONT KNOW WHICH ONE OF YOU HUMANS HAS THIS COMMUNAL HIVESTEM COMPLEX IN THEIR MEMORY, bUT IT IS, rEALLY, a NICE PLACE! }:)
AT: lOOK AT ALL THESE CHIRPBEASTS, tHEY'RE ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHERE, hAHAHA!
AT: tHOUGH, uH,
AT: tHERE ARE, kIND OF,
AT: a LOT OF YOU HUMANS HERE, aND MY HORNS AREN'T, uH, sO CONVENIENT IN THAT CONTEXT,
AT: sO IF ANYONE KNOWS WHERE i AM SUPPOSED TO GO, tHAT IS NOT IN EVERYONE'S WAY, tHAT MIGHT BE A GOOD THING FOR YOU TO TELL ME,
AT: i ALSO DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND,
AT: wHAT THAT PERSON ON THE SCREEN MEANT?
AT: iS THIS A NEW PART OF THE GAME? dO WE KNOW WHAT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DO?
AT: nOW THAT i AM IN TOUCH WITH MY SELF ESTEEM,
AT: uH IN A MORE CAREFUL WAY, jADE,
AT: aND BY WHICH i MEAN MY OWN SELF ESTEEM, aND NOT JUST rUFIO, wHO IS NOT REAL,
AT: hE HAS NOT STOPPED BEING A THING THAT IS IMAGINARY, bY THE WAY,
AT: i AM READY TO DO SOME HEROING,
AT: tHAT WILL NOT RESULT IN THE DEATHS OF ANYONE'S GUARDIANS, oR MAKE ANYONE FEEL BULLIED, oR MESS WITH THEIR PASTS IN ANY WAY!
AT: }:D
[OOC: Permissions post with opt-out for troll text option is here!]