[video]

[sunburnthair]

[The camera clicks on and shows the face of a young man, with a visage that speaks of great, snooty sophistication by the way he even manages to look down his nose at the device that he's holding as he pokes at it with his thumb. He's unaware that he has turned it on at first, though he has noticed a light flashing on.]

Oh . . .

[As he tries to

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[cowboy_newsie]

A stick ain't gonna help you much, kid. But tell me where you are and I'll give ya a hand.

[sunburnthair]

It is not a stick! And I do not need the help of someone that can't recognise this obvious fact.

[cowboy_newsie]

Fine. Suit yourself, stick-boy. But don't blame me when you get mugged.

[sunburnthair]

You call it a "stick" one more time and I'll show you how very little like a stick it is!

[Doesn't help that it's his mother's wand. You're second-hand dissing his mom, Jack.]

[cowboy_newsie]

Stick.

[sunburnthair]

You'd best hope I never meet you face to face, muggle.

[cowboy_newsie]

What'd you just call me? And look, pretty-boy, you name the time and place.

[sunburnthair]

Muggle. Yes, I realize you don't know what that is, and that's half the fun. Any time any place, perhaps I'll find you first.

[He's not scared of no muggle. :| But he's also not going to be making an appointment....]

[cowboy_newsie]

Sorry, so lemme get this straight: you're callin' me an insult I don't understand, which basically ruins the point o' an insult, and you're so scared o' fightin' me that you won't even make an appointment to do it. Right. Got it. Anythin' else?

[sunburnthair]

I'm not scared, I just have better things to do with my time than wasting energy knocking you down a peg.

[cowboy_newsie]

Such as?

[sunburnthair]

Meeting with people, figuring out my situation. In case it wasn't clear, I just came here.

[cowboy_newsie]

And yet you refused my help, so I'm guessin' you're fine.