[video]

[computed]

[ The video cuts on to a show a man in a pink shirt and a baseball hat. He holds his hand up, and the lowers it. Turns his head to the side so he can properly side-eye the communicator, before he starts to walk a few feet before sitting on a bench. ]

So...

[ Frowning thoughtfully.Okay, I'm in another world

Comments

video.

[vettecrasher]

[ sup dude. it's another guy in an ugly pink shirt. except jim's is a pink and white striped polo. (it was one sale) ]

It's not a dream. Or a hallucination. Sorry.

video.

[computed]

[ Pink shirts unite! ]

What about a really elaborate lie?

video.

[vettecrasher]

[ they are clearly meant to be my-actor-was-named-chris bros. ]

I'm gonna go with no on that one too.

video.

[computed]

[ My-actor-is-incredibly-handsome-and-named-chris bros? ]

And just to double check... practical jokes still falling under the category of elaborate lies?

[specifythepoint]

Most people have.

[computed]

Well you'd think so, but there are some guys I know...

[ Just shakes his head. ]

No imagination whatsoever.

[specifythepoint]

[Oh Jensen.]

Dreams really aren't about imagination.

[computed]

But you have to admit, some dreams can be pretty imaginative.

[wrong_sometimes]

Nick? NICK!

[She looks really happy and kinda excited before she clears her throat and puts a mock stern expression on her face.]

Where the HELL HAVE YOU BEEN!!? I've been waiting for you to come back.

[computed]

[ Who is this kid, and why is she calling him Nick? ]

Jake. Three letters off, but good guess.

[wrong_sometimes]

But you-

[There's no way to mistake the way her face falls as she works through it, having heard about people looking the same in different ways. She clicks off, reading/listening to the other conversations for a minute and when she comes back there's what used to be tears in her eyes, but she covers like someone who's had years practice at it.]

So, Jake, you're Jake, huh?

[computed]

[ Not enough practice that he can't tell she's upset he's not who she thought he was. How is his weakness being exploited on his first day here? DB ]

Jake Jensen. Not exactly a Nick to be seen in that.

[ A beat. ]

You alright there?

permavideo

[shesmashes]

You're taking this pretty well, all things considered.

yep! that

[computed]

Surprisingly all things considered. By the way, I'm sure you're already well aware of the fact, but you're green.

Re: yep! that

[shesmashes]

You, sir, would be correct in that fact. I am indeed, a vibrant shade of green.

You like?

[computed]

I think I do. The color looks great on you.

permavoice.

[dreamsonaplane]

It's definitely not a dream, believe me.

permavideo

[computed]

You know, it doesn't usually work out well when people add in that "believe me" part, but I'll make an exception and actually do it this time.

[dreamsonaplane]

Thank you. [B( except not. what an asshole.]

[computed]

Sure thing. [ He's just learned to be a little world wary :C SORRY FISCHER. ]

So if we're not talking dreams, we're talking... alternate universe crazy sci-fi stuff?