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[shesmashes]

[ the video clicks onto a large, muscular green woman sitting on a deserted bench in a purple tanktop and matching pants. and she's obviously very, very tall.

there's a smile before she speaks up.Alright, let me get this straight. I got taken away from my own "superhero" business to be one in another dimension? And here I left my heroing license

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[shotyoudeadbang]

She-Hulk? That some kinda feminist thing?

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[shesmashes]

[ raising an eyebrow at this and she smirks ]

If you mean feminist as in, "because I'm female", then yes.

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[shotyoudeadbang]

[A small smirk back. Yeah, not afraid to enjoy the view. Kinda hard not to.]

I mean I didn't really assume a 'hulk' had ta be male by default.

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[shesmashes]

You're new to the whole big and green thing then, huh?

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[shotyoudeadbang]

Not exactly. Know a big green guy from Mars. Used to know a big mook who liked to dress in green.

Know a giant talking shark who looks a little green when he eats the wrong thing.

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[shesmashes]

But you don't know Hulk.

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[shotyoudeadbang]

Guess I don't.

That a brand name? A last name? Buncha foot soldier brute-types for some big-brained evil mastermind something or other?

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[shesmashes]

Hulk is big and green.

[ she laughs and then waves a hand ]

Actually, the Hulk's my cousin. Seven feet tall, wide like a truck, raging temper, and green. He's pretty popular where I'm from.

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[shotyoudeadbang]

Then why isn't he the He-Hulk?

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[shesmashes]

Cause he wants to be the Hulk. He's the original.

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[shotyoudeadbang]

Ah. So you're a knock-off, then? Or is it like 'yeah, I'm a hulk, but I'm a she first' kinda girl-power thing or whatever?

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[shesmashes]

Nah. He's the original Hulk; I'm the original She-Hulk. It's the name people coined for me when I first came around since all they knew then was the Hulk.

It's catchy so it stuck.

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[shotyoudeadbang]

Ah. Huh.

You like it?

It's a code name, I'd think you could change it to whatever. Like... I don't know... Punchwoman or Greenlegs or something.

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[shesmashes]

Yep. I like it. She-Hulk's straight to the point.

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[shotyoudeadbang]

Whatever, then.

Wait, so you're the originals? You mean there are a bunch of Hulks and She-Hulks? You got your own Green Skin Corps or something?

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[shesmashes]

There are a couple of Hulks running around but only one She-Hulk. I'm hoping it stays that way.