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[dreamsonaplane]

[It's time for Lets Panic With Robert Fischer. Today's freaked out breathing is brought to you by Oh My God I Can See This Guy's Freaky Dream. But, he fails at trying to be tactful, a loud audible swallow before saying:]

This place gives you uh - superhero powers, right? [a pause] What are some of them? Like, flying, super strength or uh- this is

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permatext as usual.

[subconman]

[ THE FUCK. ]

beg pardon?

[dreamsonaplane]

Powers, do people get them?

[subconman]

i've heard they do.

[dreamsonaplane]

I don't know if it makes me more uncomfortable to know that.

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[kathreptis]

( oh no don't freak out, that's so sad. have a woman smiling at you so reassuringly. )

I think it pretty much depends on the person.

permavoice.

[dreamsonaplane]

What if the person never had any sort of powers before?

[kathreptis]

Well, same principle. I suppose if you consider flight and strength standards, then here you find those and then some less common ones. But I don't think there's a direct pattern for what you get, if you didn't have them before.

[dreamsonaplane]

So, it's not strange to have ... less physical ones?

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[improvesmorale]

There's a question you're going to have to ask yourself.

text;

[dreamsonaplane]

I'm quite sure it isn't an existential problem.

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[improvesmorale]

Is anything here normal?

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[dreamsonaplane]

Definitely not this.

[bigreveal]

Not all powers are immediately practical.

Some people can get powers to just change the color of things.

[dreamsonaplane]

Like -- what kind?

[bigreveal]

What kind of what? Powers?

Like I said, all kinds. Most people think it's all superstrength or flying, the kind of things people dream about. But the range is broad. Dreamwalking isn't exactly that uncommon, actually. It's like a specific version of telepathy.

[dreamsonaplane]

Like, sometimes my mind will wander off ... and into other people's dreams.

permavoice!

[askedtobe]

From my experience they show up pretty suddenly. It's controlling them that takes awhile.

permavoice!

[dreamsonaplane]

Is there a place where you can learn to control them? [HE IS WIGGED OUT.]

[askedtobe]

Here? No idea, haven't really needed to look.

[dreamsonaplane]

That doesn't help at all.