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Uncle BAM wants you!

Jul 29, 2011 20:11

[A neutral, digitally-created female voice speaks. This message is spoken in English, but there are many like it utilizing various global languages. They can be found anywhere, everywhere: on the internet, on television, on the radio.People of the world: now is the time for change. Now is the time for renewal. For too long, we have been at the ( Read more... )

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[text] hackeralastair July 30 2011, 03:45:11 UTC

Oh, this can't be good.

Wait they didn't create Jaime...

[text] technophantom July 30 2011, 04:09:09 UTC

Still neutral?

[text] hackeralastair July 30 2011, 04:13:30 UTC

Don't see that there's much a guy like me can do against something like this.

I mean I've been part of a secret underground organization before but that was a while ago.

[text] technophantom July 30 2011, 04:21:21 UTC

Oppose fascist transhumanism, at any cost.

How long will they allow rogue imports to flourish?

There are two choices; submission or destruction.

[text] hackeralastair July 30 2011, 04:24:00 UTC

Gotta admit there's a flaw in the logic, there. Showing all the destruction caused by Imports and then saying "hey, we decided to make our own!"

Come to think about it, there's a lot about that that doesn't make sense.

[text] technophantom July 30 2011, 04:41:29 UTC

Their heroes will be perfect soldiers. Willing, controlled, like a botnet millions of nodes strong. Look at their countries. Even half the population of those countries combined is three hundred forty nine million.

How big is your family?

[text] hackeralastair July 30 2011, 04:44:25 UTC

Dude, you're jumping to conclusions again. Big chunks of all of those countries are also suspicious of the government, or don't care, or even if they do go and get powers, only want it so they can go jump off the Empire State Building and fly. Control? Hah! Governments can't control anything.

Vulcanus, though. Better keep an eye on that. Still. Paradius was at least smart enough not to go making and broadcasting commercials.

[text] technophantom July 30 2011, 04:53:03 UTC

Are you very new to this world?

[text] hackeralastair July 30 2011, 04:55:43 UTC

Shut up.

I know this isn't gonna turn out well. I'm just not going to blow it out of proportion prematurely - like you, Paranoid Man.

[text] technophantom July 30 2011, 05:06:37 UTC

Your support is invaluable.

TNX 1.0E6.

[text] hackeralastair July 30 2011, 05:09:05 UTC

it's what I do.

[text] technophantom July 30 2011, 05:16:11 UTC

Don't say you weren't warned.

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