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[acahellyeah]

[ The camera points to the ceiling as off-screen, a scream is heard. ]

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[enigmaestro]

[A lengthy pause.]

Well.

That was disarming.

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[acahellyeah]

[ Takes a breath, still utterly panicked: ] There's an arm in here!!

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[enigmaestro]

It's not very big, is it?

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[acahellyeah]

[ Weakly: ] No, it's not, that's the complete opposite of reassuring, I don't want to live in an apartment that some creepy child-killer lived in first!

[disillusionists]

Oh.
You must be rather alarmed.

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[acahellyeah]

Why is everyone making puns?! I know it's an arm! [ Not as verbally coherent as he could be. But very out of breath. ]

[disillusionists]

What are you going to do with it?

[acahellyeah]

I don't know! I don't want to touch it again, God it's all cold and small aaaaand and it is a zombie arm, someone put a zombie arm in my window box what do you even do about that?

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[nottheanswers]

What the hell?

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[acahellyeah]

I don't know! I just it was just in there and I -- ahhh -- ahhhhhhhoh God, what do I do?!

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[nottheanswers]

Just...don't touch it. I can be right over to give it a look, if you want.

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[acahellyeah]

I already touched it!! [ Whimpers. ] I've got corpse-arm all over my hand!

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[incywincyhero]

Okay, ew.

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[acahellyeah]

[ Just... inarticulate panic noises. ]

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[incywincyhero]

Deep breaths, man, it's all right. It's gross, but it can't hurt you. Are you alone, wherever you are?

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[acahellyeah]

[ Deep breaths. He has a couple false-starts with trying to speak and takes another deep breath.]

N-- no, my roommate's here, I don't know who else-- I just got home and there-- [ Hyperventilates. ]

ACTION. you are the best person.

[pamnotpammy]

[ WHAT THE HELL ANDY SOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP pam literally comes like, slamming into the room oh god is the apartment burning down. ]

What's--

[ beat. arm on floor. ]

Oh my god is that an arm?

ACTION. I AM SO SORRY.

[acahellyeah]

[ Sorry, he is so shrill and flaily right now. He just points. ] PAMIT'SANARM!

ACTION. AHAHA THIS WHOLE POST I CAN'T. /defaults to this icon

[pamnotpammy]

WHY DO YOU HAVE AN ARM?!

[ ugh andy your shrill flailiness is making pam shrill and flaily. also she looks about ready to throw up oh my god how is this her life right now. ]

Re: ACTION. /jumps in

[onteamvoldemort]

[Someone was sleeping in the apartment before the screaming. That someone is Jim Halpert, who is now stumbling after his wife, worried that a criminal broke into the apartment. He furrows his eyebrows as he stares out into the room, in a t-shirt and pajama pants. Wait. What.

Then he sees the arm and his eyes widen, visibly startling.]

Ohmygod. Uh. What. What do we---? Uh, call 911. Someone call 911. [Phone. Where is phone.]