[ the thirty-second ] / [ voice ]

[enigmaestro]

Tragic, isn't it? The disappointment that haunts endeavors. Individuals. No matter how much faith you invest, no matter how much you care. No matter what guidance you offer.

This is why I never took on sidekicks.

When does a person no longer deserve a second chance? Is there even such a thing?

[Encrypted to Mitchell Hundred.]I'm obligated to

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[disillusionists]

[ if her text could make sounds, it would sound delighted. ]

Problem, Nygma?

[enigmaestro]

I wasn't aware that Captain Obvious was your alias, Rose.

[disillusionists]

That's what the giant "C.O." is on my chest for.
I warned you, bro.

[ why yes she is memeing at you. ]

[enigmaestro]

You may called me Nygma, or Edward, but never "bro".

[disillusionists]

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I told you, dog.

[enigmaestro]

Same rules apply as above.

And for the record, I took your word at face value. And I passed it on.

[disillusionists]

And look where you've ended up.
Forced to resort to moaning about your "sidekick" and the unfortunate circumstances you have brought onto yourself.
Do you truly mean it, Edward? Or is this just a cry for attention?

[enigmaestro]

Surely you don't think my motives so transparent. I thought you sharper than that.

[disillusionists]

That would mean I was giving you the benefit of the doubt.
Who knows? Perhaps you are so simple.

[enigmaestro]

Don't be an idiot. I'm getting secondhand embarrassment.

[disillusionists]

Secondhand embarrassment?
That must be the same thing I've felt every time I think of you and Eridan together.
But you two've broken up now, haven't you?

[enigmaestro]

Are you really that simple?

[disillusionists]

It's more me being wishful.

[ rolling her eyes off keyboard and switching this to private ]

This is punishment, isn't it?

private;

[enigmaestro]

Am I so vindictive?

private;

[disillusionists]

Is that honestly a question?

private;

[enigmaestro]

Or a distraction.