[ The camera clicks on to a flat field, as seen through the window of a moving vehicle. Sounds of laughing, chatting, jibber-jabbering, and the sweet sounds of the Twilight soundtrack can be heard in the background.
As the scene moves, absolutely nothing of interest come into view, just endless grass, some trees, and the occasional overpass. ]
Welcome to Montgomery County, Indiana. There's nothing especially notable about this county, and that may be why I even chose it. Just another among many long stretches of road on I-75. Most of Indiana's been like this, really, but that might be the interstate's fault.
Hop south a few miles to Highway 136, you may get a more scenic view. All those small middle American towns: Waynetown, part of the Wayne Township, don't ask me what that even means; New Ross, 347 people according to last year's census, 97.01% white; Crawfordsville, the county seat, exponentially larger than everything around it in size and population. Even has its own local legends.
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Wonder if there's any kind of touristy shit devoted to it. Should be appealing if you're into that kind of "folksy" Americana. Never really been my style.
[ The camera whirls around to show the top of Alex's head, cutting off around his nose. ]
Can you tell I'm bored?