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Jun 23, 2011 18:31

[There's button smashing and peculiar swearing damning some woman called Andraste. Suddenly the video flashes on and there is black, because Anders is still trying to break the thing apparently. When he pulls back his hand and notices it's on, he finally stops fighting with it and just stares. When he finally speaks, it's in a British-but-not- ( Read more... )

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voice blurforwards June 23 2011, 22:59:53 UTC

Dwarves.

You know, I think they prefer to be called "little people."

voice sassyqueermage June 23 2011, 23:00:48 UTC

Shhh, be quiet. They'll hear you and then get really mad.

The dwarves I know at least. Which is one. Dwarf. You know I'm actually starting to miss him.

voice blurforwards June 23 2011, 23:08:47 UTC

So, what circus did you perform for, buddy? From the sound of it, you run in those type of circles.

voice sassyqueermage June 23 2011, 23:21:56 UTC

Circus! Pfaw! Though considering the gang I run with, it would be easy to mistake us for--[Vocal shiver.]--circus people.

voice blurforwards June 24 2011, 02:56:30 UTC

What gang do you tend to run with? I'm listening.

voice sassyqueermage June 24 2011, 03:00:44 UTC

A fat drunken dwarf, an evil yet very attractive elvhen mage, a man in a shorter skirt than mine trying to bring honor to his family's name, a spirit of Justice possessing a decomposing body, a dwarven woman who tells everyone she's dead, and the Warden-Commander, of course.

voice blurforwards June 24 2011, 03:05:07 UTC

[ ...how do you even react to that. ]

Wow, uh. Sounds like quite the company you had there. Which you no longer have here. For the rest of us, the monotonic boring pre-hallucinatory us, that might be for the better.

[ casually: ] You know, I tried to read Tolkien but it didn't really take.

voice sassyqueermage June 24 2011, 03:07:18 UTC

I don't know whether it's a blessing or a curse. [Groan.]

Who?

voice blurforwards June 24 2011, 03:16:44 UTC

Ah, uh. I think it'd be too... 'meta' to describe what he writes about, but he's a damn good writer, if a little bit purple prose-y.

[ An awkward laugh. ] Not that you got what I just said, but welcome to the twenty-first century, fella.

voice sassyqueermage June 24 2011, 03:19:58 UTC

I do not even understand the twenty-first century bit though someone graciously informed me the year. It's 2011, right? What does the AD stand for?

voice blurforwards June 24 2011, 03:24:57 UTC

[ oh god he doesn't like talking about religion. So, he cringes as he talks. ] After the death of the religious figure Jesus Christ. Not that I―or everyone else―believes in that hammered-in bullshit, but it's a common adopted standard. Blame the Europeans.

Different image than your Maker guy, I guess.

Re: voice sassyqueermage June 24 2011, 03:47:10 UTC

Jesus Christ, Europeans, Tolkien--is there anything Fereldon has in common with this place?

At least we've got the worshiping martyr thing in common only her name is Andraste.

voice blurforwards June 24 2011, 04:23:15 UTC

Uh. I'm sure you can find something.

Well, what do you... Fereldans do for fun?

voice sassyqueermage June 24 2011, 20:54:25 UTC

We drink, we have sex, we read books, and we die rather spectacularly.

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