[Voice]

[ridi_arlecchino]

[Private to Andy Bernard]

Andy? I may have made a boo-boo.

[Private to Onyx]

Hey! I could really use that crate of cola 'bout now.

Comments

private/video!

[fantasycliche]

[ THINKIN ABOUT THAT ONE... but hey, she's got nothing else lined up for the day. She even smiles a tiny bit. ]

Where do you want it?

private/video!

[ridi_arlecchino]

[She has to try a little harder to smile.]

[Her apartment address]? I even got my own twisty straw.

[fantasycliche]

Mm, I know the area. I'll be there shortly.

[ shortly, in this case, meaning as soon as she gets around to abusing her teleporting abilities. give her a few minutes to stop being lazy. ]

[ridi_arlecchino]

Catch ya in a few shakes!

((ooc: Action/log/handwave/fourth option?))

I CHOOSE YOU, ACTIONTHREAD! use your... actionsomething. it's too early to be creative.

[fantasycliche]

[ As it turns out, it takes her about ten minutes. She shows up in one of the fancy dresses she's been starting a collection of, appearing suddenly on the street just outside and glancing around curiously. No crates of anything in sight, of course. The appropriate doorbell gets some scrutiny before she finally tries pushing it WHAT A STRANGE NEW CONCEPT, DOORBELLS. ]

It's Super Effective!

[ridi_arlecchino]

[And it rings! Harley's been meaning to get it replaced with something more snappy-sounding, really. Nevertheless she bounces over quickly enough, peering through the peephole before opening the door.]

Well ain't you all dolled up!

[fantasycliche]

Naturally.

[ because she's pretty sure she knows what 'all dolled up' means, and yes she can safely say that that always applies. inviting herself in to glance around! ]

What made you pick today?

[ridi_arlecchino]

[She moves back to let the other woman by, since she seems to not have much of a choice anyway. Aaaand it's a pretty average looking apartment save the overgrown plants everywhere and some strange cackling coming from a locked room.]

Oh, y'know, old boyfriend in town threatenin' to kill new boyfriend. Could use some cheerin' up that doesn't put 'im in any immediate danger just yet.

[Which makes Harley peer around real quick.] Don't tell me you were so excited to see me that you forgot the pop...

[fantasycliche]

[ well that's... odd. why wouldn't Harley just sleep with both of them WHAT ARE HUMAN RELATIONSHIPS. she's looking a little puzzled, but pulls something from this neat little purse that hasn't been mentioned yet and-- oh hey, suddenly it's growing to the size of a cart of sodas!

as she lowers it to the floor: ] Why? Are they enemies?

[ridi_arlecchino]

Uhh... [She wants to answer but she is too busy watching that amazing magic growing soda stash.

...Huh. That's cool. She's gonna just shut the door now.] They are now. My ex is way jealous!

[She glances from the soda to the purse.] Can ya pull a rabbit outta there too?

[fantasycliche]

You should probably just kill your ex, then.

[ A glance down at the purse, looking a little bemused. ]

If I kept one in here. Fortunately I don't. [ LITTLE TINY RABBIT POOS ON EVERYTHING ]

[ridi_arlecchino]

I was gonna, but... things've always been complicated between me an' Mr. J.

[Already going for a soda!] So are you a kinda magician or somethin'?

[fantasycliche]

Mr. J? [ what a stupid name. :|

and she's inviting herself to a soda too, shortly followed by a seat on the nearest piece of furniture! ]

You could call me a mage. I'm generally better at magic than the sort who use that name, though.

[ridi_arlecchino]

The Joker.

[Chillin' like a villain.]

Y'mean you're like a super-mage? That sounds handy!

[fantasycliche]

[ whoa hang on what. glancing back at her! ]

The Joker is your ex-boyfriend?

[ridi_arlecchino]

Yeah! Why's ev'rybody find that so weird?