[Voice]

[ridi_arlecchino]

[Private to Andy Bernard]

Andy? I may have made a boo-boo.

[Private to Onyx]

Hey! I could really use that crate of cola 'bout now.

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[acahellyeah]

[ Uh oh. Bad feeling... ]

Harley?

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[ridi_arlecchino]

Your apartment doesn't have a panic room that ya forgot to tell me about, does it?

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[acahellyeah]

No, I don't even know what that is.

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[ridi_arlecchino]

'Kay, so that mighta been handy.

How 'bout your roomie? He doesn't have say, secret superpowers that let 'im cry lasers by any chance?

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[acahellyeah]

I don't think so. [ He'd purposefully avoided her, uh, ex's post, but now he's wondering. ] What's the matter? Are you all right? You can stay here if you want, if someone's -- uh, if you need...

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[ridi_arlecchino]

I'm fine! I'm more worried 'bout you.

I... mighta forgot to mention my last boyfriend's the jealous type. Along with bein' the maimin', murderin', massacrin' type.

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[acahellyeah]

I noticed he was back, I just -- I thought it might be kind of too soon to, uh... did you tell him where I live?

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[ridi_arlecchino]

Nope! [She sounds fairly proud of herself, there.] He doesn't know your address or your name or what you look like! He just knows that you exist an' you're a guy an' that I got feelings for ya.

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[acahellyeah]

Oh, well. [ Pauses, then, a little worried: ] That's not so bad. This means we got to keep things on the down-low, doesn't it?

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[ridi_arlecchino]

'Fraid so, cowboy. Are you okay with that?

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[acahellyeah]

Yeah... of course. Who needs all the drama, right? I haven't even, uh. Spoken to him or anything, so we should be okay. [ Pauses... ] Definitely.

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[ridi_arlecchino]

Andy... [I'm sorry.] I hope ya know that I never wanted to toss a target on your tuchus.

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[acahellyeah]

It's not your fault, Harley. [ Right? Either way, he's not blaming her. ] We can do this. Yeah! We'll just meet each other... places... and um, we can figure out ways to communicate in code. Like "I'll see you later" means "for a drink." Or...

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[ridi_arlecchino]

Or "the mongoose sleeps at midnight" means "meet me at the nearest motel with a rubber chicken and a bicycle horn"! [And the idea of making up funny codes is already starting to cheer her up.]

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[acahellyeah]

"What's that up in the sky?" means "your eyes are especially striking today." [ He wonders what you do in a motel with a rubber chicken and a bicycle horn... but that can be asked later. ]

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[ridi_arlecchino]

"Looks like sunshine to me" means "Ain't you a sweetheart."