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[he_is_wild]

[The camera on the communicator is pointing into the grimacing, angular face of someone with white skin and green hair. He seems to be fumbling around, trying to get the thing working. Behind him is a little man standing anxiously beside a taxi cab, waiting for the green haired man to get in. The green haired man finally decides the video function

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[improvesmorale]

I'm pretty sure you're supposed to be in the "laugh house."

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[he_is_wild]

I am! Home sweet home.

wait, who is this?

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[improvesmorale]

Just a concerned citizen.

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[he_is_wild]

Concerned? For little ole me?

Gee, what a nice place.

I'll be fine, this crazy old kook is tougher than he looks.

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[fantasycliche]

Well, at least you take an honest stance on the hero business.

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[he_is_wild]

All true, I'm afraid. I make a lousy hero.

Never could quite pull off the spandex look, you know?

[fantasycliche]

[ this look says no. no, she doesn't. ]

Spandex?

[he_is_wild]

Tight clothes. Extremely tight clothes.

C'mon, if there really are Capes around here you must have seen it.

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[borntobewildcat]

You could always just go to the one here... I'm sure most of us would get a laugh out of that.

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[he_is_wild]

Now that's not very nice. What did I ever do to you people?

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[borntobewildcat]

How much time do you have?

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[he_is_wild]

Well, my plans for the day have already been shot.

I got oodles of time.

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[owwmyspine]

Got a laugh house for you here:

[ADDRESS.
it is the superjail. >8[ ]

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[he_is_wild]

Are these the directions to the nearest Hilton?

[owwmyspine]

Better.
In fact, why don't you sit still and we'll have some folks come escort you there, free of charge.

[he_is_wild]

Everyone here is so worried about my welfare. Truly touching.

I won't need an escort service, but I appreciate the thought, sonny.

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[fishnets]

[AW MAN THIS REALLY SUCKS :(]

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[fishnets]

[BTW STILL HASN'T FORGIVEN HIM FOR THE NECK-SHOOTING/DUNK TANK THING. JERKHOLE.]

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[fishnets]

[And forcing Lassiter to explode so he could play Big Damn Hero. Oh, that one really makes her seethe. But. Jeez. Maybe she just shouldn't say anything?]

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[fishnets]

[Oh, screw it.] Great.