The Tale of the Magic Mirror [video; anon by proxy]
[A blank wall. Or a backdrop. Suddenly, the shadow of a girl with a giant bow in her hair, wearing a short skirt and puff-sleeve blouse, marches into view.]
Extra! Extra!
[And now she's holding up a frame, peering through. The shadow with the braid, B-ko, appears with clasped hands.]
Mirror mirror on the wall, please tell me how my hair looks today!
[The one with the frame, A-ko, tilts her head.]
It looks absolutely wonderful! You are surely the fairest in the land!
[B-ko pops up again, wearing a hat and trench coat. She speaks in a slightly deeper voice.]
Mirror mirror on the wall, please tell me how my outfit looks today.
[A-ko tilts her head in the opposite direction.]
It looks absolutely wonderful! You are surely the fairest in the land!
[B-ko pops up once more, this time with glasses and a mustache. She speaks in an even deeper voice.]
Mirror mirror on the wall, please tell me how my mustache looks today.
[A-ko tilts her head back the other way.]
It looks absolutely wonderful! You are surely the fairest in the land!
[B-ko pulls off her disguise, pointing an accusing finger at the mirror.]
I finally see what your game is! You'll tell anyone they're the fairest in the land, no matter who they are.
[A-ko spins the frame around and around.]
But that's the role of a magic mirror! They tell you exactly what you want to hear. Any normal glass can show you the truth!
[B-ko readies a baseball bat.]
You're the reason that guy I liked at school never asked me to the dance!
[A-ko backs away, still clutching the mirror.]
You can't break a mirror! It's seven years bad luck!
[The sound of breaking glass.]
ooc | As always, replies by the Kashira Players will be very sparse and nonsensical.
Extra! Extra!
[And now she's holding up a frame, peering through. The shadow with the braid, B-ko, appears with clasped hands.]
Mirror mirror on the wall, please tell me how my hair looks today!
[The one with the frame, A-ko, tilts her head.]
It looks absolutely wonderful! You are surely the fairest in the land!
[B-ko pops up again, wearing a hat and trench coat. She speaks in a slightly deeper voice.]
Mirror mirror on the wall, please tell me how my outfit looks today.
[A-ko tilts her head in the opposite direction.]
It looks absolutely wonderful! You are surely the fairest in the land!
[B-ko pops up once more, this time with glasses and a mustache. She speaks in an even deeper voice.]
Mirror mirror on the wall, please tell me how my mustache looks today.
[A-ko tilts her head back the other way.]
It looks absolutely wonderful! You are surely the fairest in the land!
[B-ko pulls off her disguise, pointing an accusing finger at the mirror.]
I finally see what your game is! You'll tell anyone they're the fairest in the land, no matter who they are.
[A-ko spins the frame around and around.]
But that's the role of a magic mirror! They tell you exactly what you want to hear. Any normal glass can show you the truth!
[B-ko readies a baseball bat.]
You're the reason that guy I liked at school never asked me to the dance!
[A-ko backs away, still clutching the mirror.]
You can't break a mirror! It's seven years bad luck!
[The sound of breaking glass.]
ooc | As always, replies by the Kashira Players will be very sparse and nonsensical.