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[The video comes up on a MAC apartment. Except it's all been painted green. Bright green. The furniture is also very, very nice, most of it looks cira the 1920s by way of gangster films. Scratch also has on a different suit, though it's still white, and he still has a green dress shirt on.
Being omniscient really helps with finding the good deals at thrift stores. You know, the ones where stuff that should be worth thousands is marked down to like $10.]
Father's day. A rather quaint holiday. Originally it was founded to honor the lives of souls lost in a mining disaster, as well as serving as a compliment to Mother's Day. That was back in 1908, and the whole thing was forgotten until the 70s. A shame, really. I happen to think it of paramount importance to honor one's ancestors, if you have them. After all, they shape who you are, often in terribly subtle ways.
These days though the whole thing is rather commercial, don't you think? Not that I mind. I've been getting marvelous deals on menswear all week. Indeed, I think for the first time in my rather long life I'll have a wardrobe I feel satisfied with.
[He pauses for a moment]
I'll say this, though. Tadpoles are absolutely terrible gifts, even taking into account the charming image of a grubby-fingered child holding them up, seeking approval. Muddy and troublesome creatures. Really, it strikes you straight to the soul.
[Wait, what?]
Being omniscient really helps with finding the good deals at thrift stores. You know, the ones where stuff that should be worth thousands is marked down to like $10.]
Father's day. A rather quaint holiday. Originally it was founded to honor the lives of souls lost in a mining disaster, as well as serving as a compliment to Mother's Day. That was back in 1908, and the whole thing was forgotten until the 70s. A shame, really. I happen to think it of paramount importance to honor one's ancestors, if you have them. After all, they shape who you are, often in terribly subtle ways.
These days though the whole thing is rather commercial, don't you think? Not that I mind. I've been getting marvelous deals on menswear all week. Indeed, I think for the first time in my rather long life I'll have a wardrobe I feel satisfied with.
[He pauses for a moment]
I'll say this, though. Tadpoles are absolutely terrible gifts, even taking into account the charming image of a grubby-fingered child holding them up, seeking approval. Muddy and troublesome creatures. Really, it strikes you straight to the soul.
[Wait, what?]