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[A handful of news channels today are covering a peculiar occurrence in Union Square. Let's turn to one reporter for a summary.]
"All accounts from the citizens involved have one thing in common: when they came to their senses, they were standing in front of this unidentified flag, brandishing a weapon. Er, an object that could be used as a weapon. Is this a barbecue fork? This is a barbecue fork. Early arrivals to the scene put the number of unwitting participants at twelve and report that others were wielding large cooking knives, broken bottles, nailguns, baseball bats, and possibly half a sewing machine. No one was hurt--I repeat, no one was hurt, although just what averted catastrophe is unclear. Excuse me, who are you? Oh. No, we don't have time for comment from astrologers right now. No, I'm not with the police. Can I get on with my report now? We're--"
[No account of the strange non-event is complete without a full shot of the mysterious flag that drew all the involved citizens. It's completely black except for a large blue Scorpio symbol emblazoned on it.]
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[OOC: Vriska has now been 'Ported out of the City! Feel free to react/discuss on this post.]
"All accounts from the citizens involved have one thing in common: when they came to their senses, they were standing in front of this unidentified flag, brandishing a weapon. Er, an object that could be used as a weapon. Is this a barbecue fork? This is a barbecue fork. Early arrivals to the scene put the number of unwitting participants at twelve and report that others were wielding large cooking knives, broken bottles, nailguns, baseball bats, and possibly half a sewing machine. No one was hurt--I repeat, no one was hurt, although just what averted catastrophe is unclear. Excuse me, who are you? Oh. No, we don't have time for comment from astrologers right now. No, I'm not with the police. Can I get on with my report now? We're--"
[No account of the strange non-event is complete without a full shot of the mysterious flag that drew all the involved citizens. It's completely black except for a large blue Scorpio symbol emblazoned on it.]
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[OOC: Vriska has now been 'Ported out of the City! Feel free to react/discuss on this post.]