•69• [VOICE]
Jeez-!
[panting.]
Hoo. Gahh. Okay. [huff. I NEED A MOMENT.] Okay.
[winded, and sarcasm? OF COURSE:] Dear diary.
Yesterday, I punched a triceratops! It was really cool. I think a lot of people I saved thought it was really cool, too. Except the guy whose car got crushed by a triceratops that was just punched. He was kind of mad. But overall, it was cool!
[huff. huff.]
And then I wound up having to punch a lot of dinosaurs! And it stopped being cool. It's actually pretty annoying now. More annoying than vaporizing bicycles. Or the snow-things. Well, maybe not more annoying than the snow-things. Those are pretty annoying.
[beat.
exasperated:] Seriously, though. Who ran over the Porter's dog? This is like top-tier stupid. And why aren't any of our magical people magicking this crap away? Come on! I punched a dinosaur! You can make it go away now!
[beat. pant. muttered:] I guess it's good timing. I'll be old enough to buy my own booze by the time I finish punching all this stupid crap...
[TITANS FILTER]
[after a moment to catch his breath:] Hi! Hey. So. Do we have plans? I like plans. I don't really have one - I mean, I punched a lot of dinosaurs. But if anyone has plans? I'd love to hear them.
Guys?
Bueller?
[beat.
there's a rumble and a CRASH.]
Awww, man!
[panting.]
Hoo. Gahh. Okay. [huff. I NEED A MOMENT.] Okay.
[winded, and sarcasm? OF COURSE:] Dear diary.
Yesterday, I punched a triceratops! It was really cool. I think a lot of people I saved thought it was really cool, too. Except the guy whose car got crushed by a triceratops that was just punched. He was kind of mad. But overall, it was cool!
[huff. huff.]
And then I wound up having to punch a lot of dinosaurs! And it stopped being cool. It's actually pretty annoying now. More annoying than vaporizing bicycles. Or the snow-things. Well, maybe not more annoying than the snow-things. Those are pretty annoying.
[beat.
exasperated:] Seriously, though. Who ran over the Porter's dog? This is like top-tier stupid. And why aren't any of our magical people magicking this crap away? Come on! I punched a dinosaur! You can make it go away now!
[beat. pant. muttered:] I guess it's good timing. I'll be old enough to buy my own booze by the time I finish punching all this stupid crap...
[TITANS FILTER]
[after a moment to catch his breath:] Hi! Hey. So. Do we have plans? I like plans. I don't really have one - I mean, I punched a lot of dinosaurs. But if anyone has plans? I'd love to hear them.
Guys?
Bueller?
[beat.
there's a rumble and a CRASH.]
Awww, man!