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[kingmonarch]

You know what's crap? Dinosaurs. You know what's even more crap than that? Dinosaurs that are piloting F-14s. And yet something that is much more crap than what's crappier than dinosaurs- me making a deal to take one down.

[Snort] Yeah RIGHT. If I wanted to get myself torn in twain I'd dress myself up as a big fucking banana and dance around King

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permavoice

[kingmonarch]

You know, seeing that happen would probably not be a total waste.

[disillusionists]

Excuse me.
I believe you have a wager to fulfill.

[kingmonarch]

Oh crap its you.

You got lucky, Nostradamus. Out of impossible things that would never happen, you were actually right. I'm not going to get in the jet with a fucking T-Rex. That's insane.

[disillusionists]

Of course I was right.
Anyways, you made a bet. You lost it.
You have a date with a T-rex that you don't want to miss out on.

[kingmonarch]

Aghh-AUGH! I'm a VILLAIN. 'You really think I'm going to follow through on the bet? What's going to happen if I welch on it, huh?

[Watch him try to squirm out of it]