#001 // Video
Well, this is embarrassing! I’ll admit that this isn’t the first time I’ve woken up in a strange place I didn’t intend to be in, but it is the first time I’ve managed to make it all the way over to a different city.
I…am pretty sure I wasn’t even drinking or anything. For one thing, today is a very important day at work and I wouldn’t be that irresponsible. For another thing, I wasn’t invited anywhere.
And regarding that important day at work: if someone would like to point me in the direction of reliable public transport that can get me to Scranton and fast, I would really appreciate that.
[He pauses.]
…And if I did anything stupid last night before I wound up here: I am very, very sorry.
I…am pretty sure I wasn’t even drinking or anything. For one thing, today is a very important day at work and I wouldn’t be that irresponsible. For another thing, I wasn’t invited anywhere.
And regarding that important day at work: if someone would like to point me in the direction of reliable public transport that can get me to Scranton and fast, I would really appreciate that.
[He pauses.]
…And if I did anything stupid last night before I wound up here: I am very, very sorry.