001 █ IT'S TIME TO CROSSDRESS........ (filtered from EDWARD NYGMA)

[spoilation]

[COMM CLICKING ON! With audio only. There's a clearly female voice speaking, showing some hesitance where there should usually be a relatively formal and collected tone.]

I -- is this broadcasting? [A pause. She exhales in a very HERE GOES NOTHING manner.] This is Second Lieutenant Maria Ross. I don't know where I am--or how I got here.

[There's

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[princesscliche]

[BRIGHTLY:] Hello! I can hear you!

[spoilation]

[HELLO FOOLISH HUMAN I mean]

Who is this?

[princesscliche]

This is Giselle! It's very nice to meet you! You said Maria, right?

[spoilation]

[AS I USE THE SAME ICONS OVER AND OVER and regret nothing]

Giselle?

Yes, that's my name. [pause...] Do you know what is going on?

[insineration]

[HEH]

[insineration]

[look at this interest lust is showing look at how she's writing in text so she won't see her face or hear her voice..... this is so hehlievable somebody save this poor girl from her taloned clutches]

Welcome to the City, Second Lieutenant. Do you have any questions?

[spoilation]

[HEH this is almost too amusing for him to keep a straight face
so it's a good thing this is just audio OHH

let's slap a little bit of caution into that tone, shall we]

--yes. [pause...] What is going on?

[insineration]

[so much hehing going on beyond the scenes of this post it is downright off the rails]

All sorts of things. But you mean your arrival here, don't you?

You're a hero now. In name, at least.

[disillusionists]

[ let's give hi-- her.... the most hideous kid in the city, shall we? ]

We can all hear you. You're transmitting just fine.
I can answer some questions, if you'd like.

[spoilation]

... Thank you.

[Hm. Pause for some hehsitance.]

Is there a reason I am here?

[disillusionists]

I believe most people will tell you that you were brought here to work as a "superhero".
In the most obvious sense of the word: spandex, capes, and so on.

[spoilation]

'Superhero'? [NEVER HEARD THAT TERM BEFORE, NOPE.] I don't understand.

no comment

[enigmaestro]

[ABOUT TO COMMENT --

-- SEES FILTER.

Sings I want to be where the Envys are
I wanna see, wanna see them lying
Walking around in those, what d'you call them?
SKINS.
Here where they spin, here with their lies
here where they stay all day in DISGUISE
Wanderin' free - wish I could be
Spoiling their day.]

no comment

[spoilation]

BLAME IT ON THE GIRLS WHO KNOW WHAT TO DO
BLAME IT ON THE BOYS WHO KEEP HITTING ON YOU

no comment

[enigmaestro]

Don't make me parody Rebecca Black on y

IT'S ENVY, ENVY
GOTTA MAKE FUN OF ENVY
EVERYBODY'S LOOKIN' DOWNWARD INTO LUST'S DRESS, LUST'S DRESS

[spoilation]

LFMAOSDMOF you win

Audio

[cosmosnoomoide]

I can hear you, ah...Lieutenant Ross.

[Hey, his accent's getting a little better, though still thick as ever. At least he's not slipping into Japanese again.]

I...I know only a little bit of this city myself. Has anyone told you much of it yet?

[No, no, lamebrain. Much ABOUT it.]

Ah, m-much about it. Yes.

[spoilation]

I would appreciate any information you feel is relevant.