Bubble 4[STRIFE! Video]
EXCITING news, everyone! I've been talking online with a few people that know about us, and they've agreed to visit and have a FISHPLOMATIC talk!
[Feferi claps happily, and sets down her communicator to record the talks. As the Crabhammers enter her pet store of employment, however, her expression changes to one of concern. Some of the homestuck Crabhammers, particularly women, are dressed as...someone resembling Eridan. There are a good handful of other familiar faces too, troll and human. Everyone seems to be armed with many strife specibi clearly unfit for a few simple talks. When Feferi sees the buckets on sticks that some carry, she gasps]
Okay, what in blue-shark blazes are you doing with those? There are glubbing CHILDREN that visit here, dunpasses!
[The Crabhammer in question raises the bucket and whaps her across the head. A bright purple bruise begins to form]
SHE PUT HIM IN THE FRIEND ZONE...PUT HER IN THE DEAD ZONE.
[The comm is picked up and taken somewhere, jostling against Feferi's pockets. Following the sound of footsteps down stairs, there is a loud metal-against-metal CHNK! and a rush of water before the recording finishes]
[Feferi claps happily, and sets down her communicator to record the talks. As the Crabhammers enter her pet store of employment, however, her expression changes to one of concern. Some of the homestuck Crabhammers, particularly women, are dressed as...someone resembling Eridan. There are a good handful of other familiar faces too, troll and human. Everyone seems to be armed with many strife specibi clearly unfit for a few simple talks. When Feferi sees the buckets on sticks that some carry, she gasps]
Okay, what in blue-shark blazes are you doing with those? There are glubbing CHILDREN that visit here, dunpasses!
[The Crabhammer in question raises the bucket and whaps her across the head. A bright purple bruise begins to form]
SHE PUT HIM IN THE FRIEND ZONE...PUT HER IN THE DEAD ZONE.
[The comm is picked up and taken somewhere, jostling against Feferi's pockets. Following the sound of footsteps down stairs, there is a loud metal-against-metal CHNK! and a rush of water before the recording finishes]