Hey, Avengers! And affiliated heroes therein, I'm not exactly picky right now. Maybe I'm jumping the gun just an eensy, weensy bit, but what d'you guys say to a bit of Assemblage right about now?
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[There's a sound of shattering as a glass bottle breaks against Hank's back.]
Good Heavens! Just when I thought I'd escaped this sort of treatment to a degree...
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I'm along 5th Avenue, near Midtown. Rioting everywhere here.
One second. [Whooshing noises! Sounds f crying nearby, possibly in his arms.] Alley-oop!
I've got to get this to break up somehow, before someone's trampled!
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[ YEP dicking forever ]
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So are you going to get your skinny webbed butt out here or not?
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Are you freaking kidding me? I've been out here since mid-morning, don't give me that holier-than-thou Ivory - 'scuse me, Titanium Tower crap. Let's not forget how often your Avengers gallivanted off to space or wherever while the rest of us had to deal with all the bomb-throwing, spree-killing wackadoos in your backyard none of you ever wanted to bother with.
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[ there's the sound of a shout followed by a crack of fist against someone's face ]
But I'm good, thanks!
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Nah, it's fine. I dealt with it.
And you know, I don't enjoy how badly these guys are portraying the teenage stereotype I fall under. Not all pop culture geeks are this crazy.
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Ain't that the truth. There were years of my childhood I'd -- Oops! -- watch all of Star Wars every week -- back when there was less of it but you got more bang for your buck -- Yeah, think again, pal! -- and you don't see me trying to off Darth Vader.
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Mind you, that might not be the best example. Oh, hold on a sec, this one's got a flamethrower.
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Jeez Louise, people!
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[And being suspiciously quiet...]
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On second thought, it is you. Where are ya, Big D?
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