007 // voice; backdated to late Wednesday afternoon

[incywincyhero]

Hey, Avengers! And affiliated heroes therein, I'm not exactly picky right now. Maybe I'm jumping the gun just an eensy, weensy bit, but what d'you guys say to a bit of Assemblage right about now?

[ Locked to SPIDER-FAMILY. ]Check in as soon as you get this, please, and let me know where you are and if you need any help. If there's any chance you

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[bluepurrymuffin]

I've been thinking along similar lines, Webhead! I've been doing everything I can on my end to keep innocents of the--

[There's a sound of shattering as a glass bottle breaks against Hank's back.]

Good Heavens! Just when I thought I'd escaped this sort of treatment to a degree...

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[incywincyhero]

You all right, big guy? Where are you right now?

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[bluepurrymuffin]

I'll survive. Can't say the same for my faith in humanity.
I'm along 5th Avenue, near Midtown. Rioting everywhere here.

One second. [Whooshing noises! Sounds f crying nearby, possibly in his arms.] Alley-oop!

I've got to get this to break up somehow, before someone's trampled!

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[incywincyhero]

That's just a minute's swing away. Hang on, Doc, I'll be with you in a sec!

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[liverletdie]

Oh, you're not out here yet?

[ YEP dicking forever ]

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[incywincyhero]

Times like this, shellhead, it's easy to see why you were Avengers co-leader for so long.

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[liverletdie]

And just leader, remember that.

So are you going to get your skinny webbed butt out here or not?

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[incywincyhero]

[ Edge of annoyance in his voice. ]

Are you freaking kidding me? I've been out here since mid-morning, don't give me that holier-than-thou Ivory - 'scuse me, Titanium Tower crap. Let's not forget how often your Avengers gallivanted off to space or wherever while the rest of us had to deal with all the bomb-throwing, spree-killing wackadoos in your backyard none of you ever wanted to bother with.

[permacrypted to just spider-man; permavoice]

[arakhnes]

Kinda busy right now --

[ there's the sound of a shout followed by a crack of fist against someone's face ]

But I'm good, thanks!

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[incywincyhero]

You sure? That didn't sound so good.

[arakhnes]

[ takes her another two to three minutes to reply and she sounds a little frustrated ]

Nah, it's fine. I dealt with it.

And you know, I don't enjoy how badly these guys are portraying the teenage stereotype I fall under. Not all pop culture geeks are this crazy.

[incywincyhero]

[ There's a lot of yelling and thudding noises in the background now, and Spidey's talking more quickly, over the sound of his web-shooters going off almost constantly. ]

Ain't that the truth. There were years of my childhood I'd -- Oops! -- watch all of Star Wars every week -- back when there was less of it but you got more bang for your buck -- Yeah, think again, pal! -- and you don't see me trying to off Darth Vader.

[ Beat. ]

Mind you, that might not be the best example. Oh, hold on a sec, this one's got a flamethrower.

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[microwavemutant]

Just name the place... [glass shattering in the background]... and Quicksilver and I will be there.

Jeez Louise, people!

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[incywincyhero]

Beast is on Fifth Avenue near Midtown, and it sounds like he could use some backup. Meet you there!

[microwavemutant]

Be there in a minute!

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[mansansfear]

I'm busy.

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[incywincyhero]

Need a hand or three?

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[mansansfear]

No. I'm good.

[And being suspiciously quiet...]

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[incywincyhero]

Red, I thought we were past the "macho bluffing" stage of our relationship.

On second thought, it is you. Where are ya, Big D?