In this show there is no fourth wall whatsoever. - George Stavropoulos

[pacifisted]

[Whatever you're watching this morning, whether it be the news or cartoons, unscrambled cable porn channels--Tony Stark, we're looking at you--or educational documentaries, televangelists or infomercials... you're not watching it anymore. (Those of you who are lazy and get up late? You can catch it on CMM throughout the day as they re-run the

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[bluepurrymuffin]

What is this utter malarkey?

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[nolongerafactor]

What's a "crabhammer"?

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[bluepurrymuffin]

Near as I can tell, and various references in the message would support this, it's a move from the Pokémon games.

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[nolongerafactor]

The one with the Pikachu?

[Yeah, someone didn't spend much time with those ones... Also yay! Here for two days and the City is exploding! Doesn't Betty feel special.]

What's this got to do with the Porter?

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[bluepurrymuffin]

That would be the one.

Apparently these people blame the Porter for nullifying the various media created in this universe that would have featured imPorts within it. It seems phenomenal, considering the cross-exposure throughout our own populace has been, at best, spotty, but rumor has it that all of us had some such source on this world!