It's alright. My ego is not so delicate that I can't handle a comment like that. Or rather, It'd be more familiar if I spoke like this, wouldn't it: I do not find myself in possession of such an competently lacerated élan vital that your inexorably acuminate lexeme could send me into a spiraling maelstrom of wretchedness and commiseration.
i DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW, rIGHT NOW, iT DOESN'T HURT LIKE IT DID, uHH, THE FIRST TIME, aND ALSO i ONLY FEEL DOWN STAIRS, aND NOT A CLIFF, bUT i COULD USE SOME HELP, aNYWAY, iF YOU DON'T MIND,
nO, nO, eVEN IF MY CONFIDENCE THAT i HAD BEFORE, sAYS MAYBE, i SHOULDN'T, i THINK i WILL TAKE, yOUR COMPLIMENT ANYWAY, bECAUSE i STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING, aND COMPLIMENTS ARE BETTER THEN INSULTS,
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hELLO, yOU'RE THE rOSE HUMAN, rIGHT,
uH, i MEAN, jUST rOSE,
i'M SORRY, fOR CALLING YOU SNOOTY, bEFORE,
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My ego is not so delicate that I can't handle a comment like that.
Or rather,
It'd be more familiar if I spoke like this, wouldn't it:
I do not find myself in possession of such an competently lacerated élan vital that your inexorably acuminate lexeme could send me into a spiraling maelstrom of wretchedness and commiseration.
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i GUESS THAT, yES, tHAT'S FAMILIAR,
bUT ONLY BECAUSE, uHH,
i HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT,
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uHH, tHEY'RE KIND OF,
iNVISIBLE, uHH, i MEAN,
i CAN'T REALLY, tELL WHERE THEY ARE,
aNYMORE
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iT DOESN'T HURT LIKE IT DID, uHH, THE FIRST TIME,
aND ALSO i ONLY FEEL DOWN STAIRS, aND NOT A CLIFF,
bUT i COULD USE SOME HELP, aNYWAY, iF YOU DON'T MIND,
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[a pause in typing, then:]
hi tavr0s
[see she has social skills]
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bUT i WAS FALLING, aND NOW i'M IN THIS ROOM,
tHERE WAS A COMPUTER TALKING, bEFORE,
uHH, hI aRADIA
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which in retr0spect sh0uld have been pretty 0bvi0us but it d0esnt matter
is any0ne else c0ming
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bUT MAYBE SOMEONE IS ON THEIR WAY,
aND THEY HAVEN'T, tOLD ME YET,
[That would be nice... ;_;]
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You are, by far, more polite than Eridan. Not hard to do, I know, but still.
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tHAT'S NICE OF YOU TO SAY,
eVEN IF, uHHHH, i THINK BEING NICER THEN eRIDAN,
iSN'T THAT HARD,
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eVEN IF MY CONFIDENCE THAT i HAD BEFORE, sAYS MAYBE,
i SHOULDN'T,
i THINK i WILL TAKE, yOUR COMPLIMENT ANYWAY,
bECAUSE i STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING,
aND COMPLIMENTS ARE BETTER THEN INSULTS,
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tHEY'RE SORT OF, uHH,
i CAN'T FEEL THEM ANYMORE,
aGAIN,
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yES, tHEY ARE STILL ATTACHED,
sO i GUESS, i AM NOT AS BAD OFF, aS I COULD BE,
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