[voice;] DEFINITELY NOT RELATED TO BARON HONKHONK VON KISMESISCHAN IN ANY WAY WHATSOEVER

[swwag]

Most creatiwe way a gettin' someone to hate you.

Go.

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[fishnets]

Yell at them about how magic isn't real.

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[swwag]

And if they got some amount a common sense in their heads and don't beliewe in magic?

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[fishnets]

Tell them the truth: that they're dumb.

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[swwag]

You might be on to somethin' here, Zee. If I wasn't otherwise occupied in said quadrant, I'd be feelin' caliginous stirrins towards you right now.

permavideo;

[bendersgotback]

Being as loud and obnoxious as possible.

ditto permavideo;

[swwag]

I said creatiwe.

[pausse.]

Wait a minute - aren't you Kar's lusus? The one tryin' to take ower this gutter with a bunch a wermin and nothin' else a particular note?

[bendersgotback]

Well, one, unless lusus means "kickass guy who teaches him stuff", then I have no idea what you're talking about.

And two, it got people to hate me. See? Simple.

[swwag]

If Kar hasn't mentioned it yet, he's holdin' out on you in regards to information concernin' our species. Real fuckin' shady, if I do say so.

Anyway, widespread destruction's only gonna make this indiwidual laugh his ass off, so that's out.

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[gallitrap]

What sort of 'hate' do you mean?

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[swwag]

Black loathin' a the sort unseen in ten thousand sweeps.

I'll settle for fiwe, though.

[gallitrap]

In that case, hmm. There's "figure out all the things they can't stand, then embody that," or "gradually take away all the things they like and be obviously responsible for it," but I suppose, those aren't very creative answers.

Public ridicule seems to work pretty well, though.

[swwag]

Hey, you might be onto somethin' there.

How's one best go about publicly ridiculin' someone who's got no real sense a shame, though?

[except maybe desperate fucks proclaiming their hatelove in public.

oh.]

[doubleoohbaby]

Find out what they really love and destroy it.

... Or so I've heard.

[swwag]

Or take it out on expensiwe dinner dates?

[doubleoohbaby]

That often works just as well.

[swwag]

Say they don't got anythin' they lowe in any sorta shape or form.

[sweetvalleygirl]

Tell them to shut the fuck up, that all of their opinions are invalid.

[swwag]

Not gonna work here. Say they already know you think most a their opinions are stupid as fuckin' shit?

[sweetvalleygirl]

Hm... you could start a rumor about them. Tell everyone they're a whore.

[swwag]

People walk around callin' this particular indiwidual worse things than a whore.

I gotta find out where it hurts and him him there, but I don't know how to go about doin' so.