2.001 ♣ [video]

[doubleoohbaby]

[The video flickers onto what many may find a familiar looking face. It looks like he's already found himself a nice bar to settle into but he's alone with only his drink and his smug little smirk to keep him company. This doesn't seem to bother him all that much.]Hello darlings, miss me

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[notapoof]

Mine's a pint of bitter.

[doubleoohbaby]

Didn't know you were still around.

[notapoof]

I wasn't. Just got in about ten minutes ago, and first thing I see on this is your ugly mug.

And some pork scratchins.

[doubleoohbaby]

I've missed you too, you old bastard.

[notapoof]

Everyone misses the Gene Genie. Take it you went home too then?

[doubleoohbaby]

Mm, for a short while. Apparently there was paperwork with my name on it.

[notapoof]

Enough to make anyone run a mile. That's why you gotta delegate it. Oh wait, you don't do the whole workin' with others thing- forgot about that.

Tell me the pub is decent at least?

[doubleoohbaby]

Top secret files and all that. For my eyes only. You know how it is.

Pub's not half bad though. If you don't mind a bit of female company with it, you're welcome to join us.

[notapoof]

We normally keep those in the toilets in case we run out of roll.

[FEMALE COMPANY? BEST. PUB. EVER.]

Well you gotta tell me where it is, Bond. I ain't psychic like half the ponces around here. And then I'll have to find out where they put my car. If someone so much as scratched it I'll be ripping their testicles off and ramming them down their throat.

[doubleoohbaby]

I'm over at [PUBNAME]. Just get a taxi if you really need to. Your car could be anywhere by now.

[notapoof]

Grand, be there in a bit.

Oh I'll find my car, just you watch me. I'll track down the scrouts who got it too. Might be an idea to do that before work though.

[doubleoohbaby]

Well thought out. Cops these days really don't appreciate side projects like that.

[notapoof]

Right. Now I just have to stop one of these soulless bastard taxi drivers. Hang on.

[Grabs his badge, struts out into the middle of the road and holds it up for the oncoming taxi to see. Said taxi slams on the breaks amidst the sound of screeching tires, stopping mere inches from Gene.]

PUB. And step on it driver, it's important police business.

Right where was I? I don't care if they appreciate it or not, Bond. We all know they're too soft over here.

[doubleoohbaby]

[Oh Gene, you crazy bastard. This is why Bond loves you. In a totally platonic and non poofy gay way, obvs. Because he's no poof.]

Far too soft. They don't understand the meaning of enforcement these days.

[notapoof]

I wonder how many "law enforcement" and "lawyers" I can offend this time. If I remember correctly they got all up in arms when I gave an informant a swirlie.

[Slams taxi door shut :| ]

[doubleoohbaby]

No harm in a bit of water.