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[doubleoohbaby]

[The video flickers onto what many may find a familiar looking face. It looks like he's already found himself a nice bar to settle into but he's alone with only his drink and his smug little smirk to keep him company. This doesn't seem to bother him all that much.]Hello darlings, miss me

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[niceassassin]

And I suspect the 'Porter is not the only one.

[He just spent a week as a small terrified child, he is going to hit on the first attractive face he sees and no one can stop him.]

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[doubleoohbaby]

[To be fair, James can't really blame him for that.]

She certainly isn't.

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[niceassassin]

I'm still learning my way around this world's magic--I should say, technology--but if this communication device is right, you already have four ex-lovers seeking the solace of your company again?

Marvelous. You have my most sincere admiration. And, while we are on the topic, do you think the magic of technology could produce a bed big enough for six?

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[doubleoohbaby]

Why thank you. [Bond already loves this guy. Congrats. Have a sneaky whisper;] Though between you and I, Edward is by far the best lover. Might want to try your luck with him.

[Ahem.]

As for the bed. Nothing is beyond achievable within this realm.

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[niceassassin]

[Being smart is actually something of a requirement for a successful assassin, so he has a feeling that was a joke. That doesn't mean he won't consider it, though.]

(Really. I'll be sure to keep my eyes on him, and possibly my hands as well.)

You know, I can see why you're glad to return. There is so much to appreciate here, and not just the...

[Eyeing the communicator.]

Beauty to be found in its populace.

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[doubleoohbaby]

So much beauty, so little time.

[James' is impressively successful at playing ignorant.]

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[niceassassin]

[But he hasn't threatened to remove any body parts yet. Progress!]

Ah, but who knows how much time we may have? Only the 'Porter, and she is so fickle.

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[doubleoohbaby]

Isn't she just?

I suggest you go out there and enjoy what time you have left.

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[niceassassin]

You have an excellent idea. Perhaps phrased a bit...ominously, but all the same, excellent.

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[doubleoohbaby]

My ideas do tend to be excellent.

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[niceassassin]

Handsome and intelligent. Might I venture a guess that you're strong as well?

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[doubleoohbaby]

Well, I don't like to brag.

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[niceassassin]

A wise choice. Let those you share...adventures with discover your finer points themselves. It's more fun that way.

Have you a name to share?

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[doubleoohbaby]

James Bond. And you would be?

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[niceassassin]

[He doesn't show any reaction to the name, but given the comments about magic and technology (and, oh, the pointy elf ears), that's probably not a surprise.]

Zevran will do fine.

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[doubleoohbaby]

[James is always happy to find someone who HASN'T seen his life plastered all over the big screens.]

Zevran it is. And how long have you been around for, Zevran?